FML : Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in with a cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face I noticed one of the girls...

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Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in with a cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nickname - / Monday 14 September 2009 09:21 / United Kingdom

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By Bloodknight | 22

#562545 - Monday 14 September 2009 04:24

You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.

By timtam24 | 0

#562553 - Monday 14 September 2009 04:28

struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up suppose that's why they call them cake faces

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By rukusrazor | 0

#562535 - Monday 14 September 2009 04:19

And this is why your are still a virgin.

notcoolperson | 0

#564332 - Tuesday 15 September 2009 09:13

You suck, you can't even use the appropriate language. "your are".

marleytooyou | 0

#944912 - Sunday 14 March 2010 05:58

how do u know if he is a virgin (stalker)

JacksonCampbell | 9

#2248416 - Sunday 27 March 2011 09:54

Due to OP's amazing way with the ladies, one could safely assume OP is a virgin. 'Nuff said.

matthew3 | 2

#4807800 - Monday 13 August 2012 02:44

And this is why you're an illiterate moron.

By my_fml_account | 2

#562543 - Monday 14 September 2009 04:23

this isnt really an FML. Its an FML for that cake-makeup girl

violentturtle | 0

#562715 - Monday 14 September 2009 06:32

He didn't really say it, he just thought it.

taylipn | 0

#562752 - Monday 14 September 2009 07:16

"Just to be nice I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?". She said no..." he obviously SAID it

liamkilcoyne | 0

#1033870 - Thursday 17 June 2010 06:09

that girl woulda been a close friend to be at his party though. so maybe she thinks he's s cock

lilmiszaliin | 0

#1425604 - Sunday 19 September 2010 07:15

yeah.

AlexisJewell | 2

#2802480 - Saturday 2 July 2011 04:28

He never said it was his party, he was at someone else's party.

By Bloodknight | 22

#562545 - Monday 14 September 2009 04:24

You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.

blargity | 0

#564271 - Tuesday 15 September 2009 07:52

plastic surgery is worse than make up but they both suck anyway i guess she must have really had it caked on, huh?

chiddy_bang71 | 0

#3012088 - Monday 1 August 2011 03:41

Lol caked on. Puns r funny.

By timtam24 | 0

#562553 - Monday 14 September 2009 04:28

struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up suppose that's why they call them cake faces

Witchcraft_fml | 4

#562781 - Monday 14 September 2009 07:55

Agreed. You'd have to be a complete idiot to leave clumps of make-up on your face. So unless it was dark foundation which looked like chocolate icing, I don't see how make-up could look like clumpy cake.