Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in with a cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
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rukusrazor
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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notcoolperson
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You suck, you can't even use the appropriate language. "your are".
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marleytooyou
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how do u know if he is a virgin (stalker)
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JacksonCampbell
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Due to OP's amazing way with the ladies, one could safely assume OP is a virgin. 'Nuff said.
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matthew3
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And this is why you're an illiterate moron.
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my_fml_account
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this isnt really an FML. Its an FML for that cake-makeup girl
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violentturtle
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He didn't really say it, he just thought it.
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taylipn
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"Just to be nice I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?". She said no..."
he obviously SAID it
he obviously SAID it
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liamkilcoyne
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that girl woulda been a close friend to be at his party though. so maybe she thinks he's s cock
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lilmiszaliin
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yeah.
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AlexisJewell
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He never said it was his party, he was at someone else's party.
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Bloodknight
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You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.
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blargity
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plastic surgery is worse than make up but they both suck anyway
i guess she must have really had it caked on, huh?
i guess she must have really had it caked on, huh?
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chiddy_bang71
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Lol caked on. Puns r funny.
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timtam24
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struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up
suppose that's why they call them cake faces
suppose that's why they call them cake faces
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Witchcraft_fml
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Agreed. You'd have to be a complete idiot to leave clumps of make-up on your face. So unless it was dark foundation which looked like chocolate icing, I don't see how make-up could look like clumpy cake.
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TheOtherNewest1
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That's a fail. Good job.
Still, who knows what she looked like. She could have just been THAT ugly.
Still, who knows what she looked like. She could have just been THAT ugly.
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Fredzter
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GOO YOU! Some chicks needs to chill with the make-up, it looks cheap.
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Calaura9
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Ha ha, I can't believe her makeup was so bad that you made that mistake.
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mosarmini
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Was this a costume party by any chance? she mightve been trying to pass off as joker
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xCrackerx
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You met Lady Gaga? Incredible!
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Witchcraft_fml
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Win
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nirvan5a
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ahahahaha
suppose that's why they call them cake faces