Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in with a cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

By nickname - / Monday 14 September 2009 09:21 / United Kingdom
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By  rukusrazor  |  0

And this is why your are still a virgin.


Due to OP's amazing way with the ladies, one could safely assume OP is a virgin. 'Nuff said.


Agreed. You'd have to be a complete idiot to leave clumps of make-up on your face. So unless it was dark foundation which looked like chocolate icing, I don't see how make-up could look like clumpy cake.

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