By nickname - 14/09/2009 09:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in with a cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
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You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.

struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up suppose that's why they call them cake faces

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You suck, you can't even use the appropriate language. "your are".

how do u know if he is a virgin (stalker)

Due to OP's amazing way with the ladies, one could safely assume OP is a virgin. 'Nuff said.

And this is why you're an illiterate moron.

this isnt really an FML. Its an FML for that cake-makeup girl

He didn't really say it, he just thought it.

"Just to be nice I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?". She said no..." he obviously SAID it

that girl woulda been a close friend to be at his party though. so maybe she thinks he's s cock

He never said it was his party, he was at someone else's party.

You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.

plastic surgery is worse than make up but they both suck anyway i guess she must have really had it caked on, huh?

Lol caked on. Puns r funny.

struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up suppose that's why they call them cake faces

Agreed. You'd have to be a complete idiot to leave clumps of make-up on your face. So unless it was dark foundation which looked like chocolate icing, I don't see how make-up could look like clumpy cake.

That's a fail. Good job. Still, who knows what she looked like. She could have just been THAT ugly.

GOO YOU! Some chicks needs to chill with the make-up, it looks cheap.

Ha ha, I can't believe her makeup was so bad that you made that mistake.

Was this a costume party by any chance? she mightve been trying to pass off as joker

You met Lady Gaga? Incredible!