By nickname - 14/09/2009 09:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in with a cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
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Bloodknight 22
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You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.

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timtam24 0
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struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up suppose that's why they call them cake faces

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rukusrazor 0
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notcoolperson 0
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You suck, you can't even use the appropriate language. "your are".

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marleytooyou 0

how do u know if he is a virgin (stalker)

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JacksonCampbell 9

Due to OP's amazing way with the ladies, one could safely assume OP is a virgin. 'Nuff said.

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matthew3 2

And this is why you're an illiterate moron.

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my_fml_account 2
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this isnt really an FML. Its an FML for that cake-makeup girl

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violentturtle 0
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He didn't really say it, he just thought it.

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taylipn 0
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"Just to be nice I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?". She said no..." he obviously SAID it

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liamkilcoyne 0
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that girl woulda been a close friend to be at his party though. so maybe she thinks he's s cock

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lilmiszaliin 0

yeah.

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AlexisJewell 2
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He never said it was his party, he was at someone else's party.

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Bloodknight 22
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You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.

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blargity 0

plastic surgery is worse than make up but they both suck anyway i guess she must have really had it caked on, huh?

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chiddy_bang71 0
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Lol caked on. Puns r funny.

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timtam24 0
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struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up suppose that's why they call them cake faces

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Witchcraft_fml 4
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Agreed. You'd have to be a complete idiot to leave clumps of make-up on your face. So unless it was dark foundation which looked like chocolate icing, I don't see how make-up could look like clumpy cake.

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TheOtherNewest1 6
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That's a fail. Good job. Still, who knows what she looked like. She could have just been THAT ugly.

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Fredzter 0
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GOO YOU! Some chicks needs to chill with the make-up, it looks cheap.

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Calaura9 0
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Ha ha, I can't believe her makeup was so bad that you made that mistake.

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mosarmini 0

Was this a costume party by any chance? she mightve been trying to pass off as joker

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xCrackerx 3
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You met Lady Gaga? Incredible!

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