By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
I agree, your life sucks 569
You deserved it 3 495
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

julfunky 29

That’s supposed to be amusing? Talking about a kid’s wet dreams? So many fails in one FML.

47 0
Reply Report
hereforfmls 17

Didn't think you could get 3 strikes in one swing

40 0
Reply Report
Next

Comments

acmariner99 25

Nice job, champ,

14 1
Reply Report
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

At least you didn’t get confronted

11 0
Reply Report
hereforfmls 17

Didn't think you could get 3 strikes in one swing

40 0
Reply Report
RichardPencil 30

Does that count as an error or a wild pitch? In the workplace, it’d be sexual harassment, and at a bar, it’d be a drink thrown in your face.

13 2
Reply Report
julfunky 29

That’s supposed to be amusing? Talking about a kid’s wet dreams? So many fails in one FML.

47 0
Reply Report
EmDizzle2007 28

it is if you're not too sensitive

4 27
Reply Report
Madison Gliosci 16

So you not only ruined your chances with that woman, but you ruined her son’s day...? Great job OP

17 1
Reply Report
user53658 15

No, the mother ruined her son's day by forcing him to leave only because some stranger said something stupid to her. Talking about overreacting. Why not just ignore it or say something like 'shut up'?

4 7
Reply Report
meisiemeisie 8

You really expect a woman to sit there calmly while a grown man makes a sexual comment about her CHILD?? GTFO.

4 2
Reply Report
jstawhitegirl 3

OMG😂

1 0
Reply Report
alycion 38

You don’t want to sit near me at a hockey game.

0 0
Reply Report
Jonkbaby 22

does your kid have wet dreams about hockey?

2 0
Reply Report
slowhandjp 16

What ballpark were you at ?

0 0
Reply Report
PryderPlayer017 5

now I'm wondering what a baseball wet dream looks like...

0 0
Reply Report
BurnInDemonFire 33

I'm sure they're a result of a foul ball or two.

1 0
Reply Report
Next