By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
I agree, your life sucks 562
You deserved it 3 423

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julfunky 29

That’s supposed to be amusing? Talking about a kid’s wet dreams? So many fails in one FML.

Didn't think you could get 3 strikes in one swing

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Nice job, champ,

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

At least you didn’t get confronted

Didn't think you could get 3 strikes in one swing

Does that count as an error or a wild pitch? In the workplace, it’d be sexual harassment, and at a bar, it’d be a drink thrown in your face.

julfunky 29

That’s supposed to be amusing? Talking about a kid’s wet dreams? So many fails in one FML.

EmDizzle2007 28

it is if you're not too sensitive

Madison Gliosci 16

So you not only ruined your chances with that woman, but you ruined her son’s day...? Great job OP

No, the mother ruined her son's day by forcing him to leave only because some stranger said something stupid to her. Talking about overreacting. Why not just ignore it or say something like 'shut up'?

You really expect a woman to sit there calmly while a grown man makes a sexual comment about her CHILD?? GTFO.

jstawhitegirl 3

OMG😂

You don’t want to sit near me at a hockey game.

does your kid have wet dreams about hockey?

slowhandjp 16

What ballpark were you at ?

now I'm wondering what a baseball wet dream looks like...

I'm sure they're a result of a foul ball or two.