By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 211
You deserved it 4 151

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Your boyfriend is simply awesome.

Mommy's baby is not so innocent anymore.


Your boyfriend is simply awesome.

Something very similar happened to me once. I'm gay and someone jokingly called me a dick. I said "You are what you eat" right across from my boyfriend's mom and sister.

I love op's boyfriends sense of humor

He is awesome indeed and has a very nice sense of humor. OP you are lucky to have him, i can't think of a better come back than that.

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53 - Why... just, why?

53 - Didn't you generalize teenage gamers as being ragers in a previous FML?

Classy. Mommy must be so proud.

Proud or Jealous! If she never had that happen with her :D

Mommy's baby is not so innocent anymore.

I can just imagine the death glares your boyfriend received.

Be glad nobody called him an asshole.

That was a good use for that comeback.

he eats cats? sexuallyobliviousrhino.jpg


Eat problems, shit success. couragewolf.jpg

I feel stupid asking, but are you really typing that or are there actual pictures that don't show up on the app?

56- we're typing. It's just a shorter way of saying (insert courage wolf meme here). I'm also on the app. Cheers.

This person asked if I want to see their pussy. Sure, I love cats! firstdayontheinternetkid.jpg

Ugh, teenagers and their code words for sex. I should kick their ass! myphoto.jpg

84 - Go away.

Wooooow. Beware of the incoming : dump him he's an idiot, comments

In this case that might be relevant.

Apparently I'm wrong. Oh we'll.

If he's really so immature that he would say that, maybe breaking up with him is reasonable.

33- oh we will? Dafuq?

If she breaks up with him because he made one dumb comment, she's going to end up alone surrounded by nothing BUT cats. Rude awakening people, we all say dumb shit every so often. Breaking up with someone for one slip up is extremely unreasonable, I'm sure if she got with another guy he'd say something else dumb around her folks at some point too. Welcome to humanity, enjoy your stay.

I hear you, 45. I'm just saying if she is embarrassed by this kind of immaturity often, then maybe a change is in order.

Your comment is used almost as much as the phrase "dump him". Anyone mind if I start the next overused comment? No objections? Okay, here goes nothing... "oh God, here come the 'oh God here come the 'dump him' comments' comments." How was that?

66- It was a failed attempt at sarcasm. That's what it was.

66- Your sarcasm was bad and you should feel bad.

I'm 31 and not an idiot, and I would have said the same thing.

then quickly explain to your mom that he is from an area on the globe were they eat cats.

Fuck that. Be honest. So what? It's not like you we're going to stay pure forever and if she's just now finding that you've done the "nasty" then she's gotten a little surprise :) it's only human nature, after all.

Well it always depends, maybe she's supposed to be abstinent or something, so she might get in trouble for doing the nasty.

Nice impression... I bet your mom gave him the death look...

It's wrong for him to say that in front of your mother but it's okay to call someone a pussy in front of your mother?

Maybe she doesn't want her parents to know she has sex. They could be super uptight about that.