"It's just a pack of gum!"

This reminds me of The Office. "What's in your pocket?" "A Chunky."

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Was it a hot pocket? Pro tip: don't put a heated hot pocket in your pants... No matter how much they claim it's made for the pocket your penis will get 2nd degree burns from the cheese.

15 sounds like you learned that the hard way

...So why is there a fresh stain in the middle of your pants?

Jeez you must come pretty quickly then...

Didn't you tell them you got you're new pocket sports game and you were just finishing level 1?

Did you try that?

Sure op, " just getting something out of your pocket ". Sure sure that's what they all say

Worse if it's a piss soaked candy bar and you therefore can't show them what you were actually doing.

So that is what the cool kids are calling it these days?

Op- it took you 20 minutes to get something out of your pocket...?

Cell phones, wallets, keys, etc...

Just my penis.

Duh!, I put my hands in my pockets...

He failed to mention for how long and in what angry fashion he was getting something out of his pockets.. ;] we've all been that desperate at one point in life op no need to be embarrassed.

Chirp..

Ward.

Awkchirpward

Thanks for that 48 (and others), LOL. I will now be saying awkchirpward from now on.

Course?

My bad . That was a typo .

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I tap dance so hard to that song.

Totally off topic, but Bridport Dorset is beautiful, too bad I've only seen photos.