Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
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supimnyancat
| 9
Sure you were.
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j_cat187
| 19
Umm yea let me just get my.... Umm hold on a sec...almost done. O wait, my pen is in my shirt pocket. How embarrassing.
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supimnyancat
| 9
Sure you were.
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HeavyScout
| 0
"It's just a pack of gum!"
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paintingxflowers
| 8
This reminds me of The Office. "What's in your pocket?" "A Chunky."
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ariannaimelda
| 7
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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enonymous
| 8
Was it a hot pocket? Pro tip: don't put a heated hot pocket in your pants... No matter how much they claim it's made for the pocket your penis will get 2nd degree burns from the cheese.
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Uncle_Moe_Lester
| 3
15 sounds like you learned that the hard way
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WaSiSimiLang
| 8
...So why is there a fresh stain in the middle of your pants?
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absolutegrrr
| 7
Jeez you must come pretty quickly then...
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nublets
| 12
Didn't you tell them you got you're new pocket sports game and you were just finishing level 1?
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samatoulai
| 0
Did you try that?
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babybrunette128
| 8
Sure op, " just getting something out of your pocket ". Sure sure that's what they all say
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
Worse if it's a piss soaked candy bar and you therefore can't show them what you were actually doing.
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Zeek63
| 0
So that is what the cool kids are calling it these days?
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seldom66
| 16
Op- it took you 20 minutes to get something out of your pocket...?
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emmaa3451
| 11
Wtf haha. What do you put in your pockets.. O.o
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HeavyScout
| 0
Cell phones, wallets, keys, etc...
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number0
| 8
Just my penis.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Duh!, I put my hands in my pockets...
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fgwrxfiend
| 11
trouser snake??
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DerekBlaskie
| 6
He failed to mention for how long and in what angry fashion he was getting something out of his pockets.. ;] we've all been that desperate at one point in life op no need to be embarrassed.
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pinkp909
| 8
Awk..
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HeavyScout
| 0
Chirp..
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hilary56
| 0
Ward.
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
| 16
Awkchirpward
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iam_yummylicious
| 12
Thanks for that 48 (and others), LOL. I will now be saying awkchirpward from now on.
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j_cat187
| 19
Umm yea let me just get my.... Umm hold on a sec...almost done. O wait, my pen is in my shirt pocket. How embarrassing.
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Mercedes16
| 7
Of corse you were .
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Poetaster
| 10
Course?
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Mercedes16
| 7
My bad . That was a typo .
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warsun
| 27
...
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mrahhhhh
| 19
I've got something in my front pocket for you.
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is?
Then grab onto it, it's just for you.
Give a little squeeze and say: "How do you do?"
There's something in my front pocket...
There's something in my front pocket...
There's something in my front pocket!
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is?
Then grab onto it, it's just for you.
Give a little squeeze and say: "How do you do?"
There's something in my front pocket...
There's something in my front pocket...
There's something in my front pocket!
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FYLDeep
| 25
I tap dance so hard to that song.
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ollie179
| 21
I'll just get my pencil from my pocket...
EWW you sicko!
EWW you sicko!
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kindgremlin
| 5
Totally off topic, but Bridport Dorset is beautiful, too bad I've only seen photos.
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SilentTreatment
| 7
Yeah!!! Playin a quick game of 8 ball corner pocket! ;D
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Poetaster
| 10
Did it come -Out?