By TNDriver - United States - Jackson
Today, I was about to make a left turn. In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change. On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and waved. She leaned out and yelled, "The light's red, asshole." FML
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  lmngrl889  |  14

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By  ShananaginsLOL  |  13

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

I'm not a church going person myself, but most churches are filled with really nice people. There are some loonies who use scare tactics to persuade you into letting Jesus into your life. I don't like the closed mindedness affiliated with churches, though that's not the way everyone is.

  AestheticGuy  |  21

OP you deserve for being tacky and lame enough to actually honk to proclaim your love for some religious figure. You sound like a real life version of Ned Flanders. ugh

  Schizomaniac  |  24

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  lulubelles  |  33

Oh calm down Westboro. It's dumb because most people honk at you when you've done something wrong, like cut them up. To ask them to honk for a good reason too is just asking for confusion.

  Freethaawave  |  19

44 - why are you on FML if you only comment saying how everyone but you is fucked.... Seriously, if you're so religious, shouldn't you practise what you preach and stop judging everyone?

  Schizomaniac  |  24

Cut them up? Was that a subtle threat?
Quite frankly, I grow tired of the religious persecution that goes on on this site, so I'm giving you all a piece of my mind. That person obviously meant that it was the dumbest bumper sticker ever because it praised the Almighty God, Jesus of Nazareth. Don't defend her heathen slander.

  Schizomaniac  |  24

48- I'm not judging anyone. I am merely attempting to shine the Light of The Lord upon a population who so readily defies Him. Aren't you judging me by telling me what I should and should not be doing as a Christian?

  KBurns207  |  17

I love once someone writes a comment like this all the extremists see it as an excuse to preach their beliefs to everyone. Calm down #44 Seriously. You just sound ignorant. And I don't throw my beliefs in your face. Don't do it to the rest of us.

  skyttlz  |  32

I would never put one on my car. It would be easy to think someone was honking at it and they were actually warning me of something and vice versa.

By  Trigabyte  |  8

Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes...

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"...

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

My grandson burst out laughing...why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!