By lily - 18/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
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Soccer balls are hollow. That's where the air goes when they're inflated. Also, his attempt to be funny fell flat. Like an un-inflated soccer ball.

I hope you told the idiot that the BALL is hallow! Seriously, do you want to be with a guy with so little empathy?

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Soccer balls are hollow. That's where the air goes when they're inflated. Also, his attempt to be funny fell flat. Like an un-inflated soccer ball.

I hope you told the idiot that the BALL is hallow! Seriously, do you want to be with a guy with so little empathy?

Wink at him and tell him, “That’s because you fucked my brains out.” Good ad-libs, FTW.

FYI: soccer balls are hollow. Thus they make a hollow sound. Hope this helps.

Was there a hollow sound too when you kneed him in the balls??? (Or at least verbally warned him of your possibly doing?)