Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
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Soccer balls are hollow. That's where the air goes when they're inflated. Also, his attempt to be funny fell flat. Like an un-inflated soccer ball.
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TomeDr
| 19
I hope you told the idiot that the BALL is hallow! Seriously, do you want to be with a guy with so little empathy?
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RichardPencil
| 27
Wink at him and tell him, “That’s because you fucked my brains out.”
Good ad-libs, FTW.
Good ad-libs, FTW.
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Kristoffer
| 32
FYI: soccer balls are hollow. Thus they make a hollow sound. Hope this helps.
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jbuckets_404
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Was there a hollow sound too when you kneed him in the balls??? (Or at least verbally warned him of your possibly doing?)
Good ad-libs, FTW.