Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML
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identikit
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#3 The last thing any child wants is a random stranger looking after them when they are ill.
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kenltd
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I'll keep an eye out for the FML about you getting fired and the plant is your replacement
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mrmofong0
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If it was that important you would have found a sitter for the kid.
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identikit
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#3 The last thing any child wants is a random stranger looking after them when they are ill.
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justjayit
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That's funny, but I hope he at least wished your son well.
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kenltd
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I'll keep an eye out for the FML about you getting fired and the plant is your replacement
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ffmmllyaya
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yeah cuz the pot plant did such a better job at the meeting the whole team was impressed. when the boss announced the pot plant will be replacing u forever, everyone cheered n watered the pot. two months later the pot was fired for sexual hassassment suit
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CitizenSnipz
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I heard the plant brought a pie chart color-coded and with notes. I need that plant's seeds.
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fmlforrealz
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Hahaha nice.
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mjane
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he probably had a reason for saying that
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look_its_me
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im gonna go out on a limb and say YDI...he must have had a reason to say that
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24788
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I'm confused on what he meant by this.
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shmaller
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Quit. You're clearly not respected.
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Stop smoking so much pot. People can tell.
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Stop smoking so much pot. People can tell.
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WickedClownMCL
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So what if people can tell? I staight up admit it happily!
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quargle
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When people in europe say pot plant, they mean potted plants