FML : Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying,...

Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML

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By somnolence / Saturday 17 September 2016 21:20 / United States - Beaverton

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By ElaborateScheme | 14

#6691732 - Sunday 18 September 2016 19:55

Next time if you want to take the trash out just carry your roommate out yourself

By Ainarr | 27

#6691736 - Sunday 18 September 2016 19:56

at least the roommate took themselves out.

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By ElaborateScheme | 14

#6691732 - Sunday 18 September 2016 19:55

Next time if you want to take the trash out just carry your roommate out yourself

By Ainarr | 27

#6691736 - Sunday 18 September 2016 19:56

at least the roommate took themselves out.

By LadyGreenShoes | 8

#6691746 - Sunday 18 September 2016 20:08

sounds like my husband. lol

By watermelon15 | 35

#6691747 - Sunday 18 September 2016 20:09

Well, taking the trash out isn't that hard right? But ya, that's a cheeky roommate hehe

By CrassKal | 27

#6691748 - Sunday 18 September 2016 20:10

I can see that be annoying if they were in a rush. I hate being given extra tasks suddenly when I have somewhere I need to be. Especially if they are "germ conscientious" like myself and feel the need to wash their hands after handling garbage or garbage cans.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6691870 - Monday 19 September 2016 0:29

I would hope it wouldn't take people being germaphobes to wash their hands after handling garbage.

awildwhisper | 29

#6691951 - Monday 19 September 2016 3:29

Don't know why #25 is being thumbed down.

By great_nate | 14

#6691749 - Sunday 18 September 2016 20:11

Who made you boss?

asdr_is_a_king | 5

#6691840 - Sunday 18 September 2016 23:29

It's not like they said they cleaned the whole apartment or anything

By Dr_Awesome654 | 24

#6691750 - Sunday 18 September 2016 20:17

I feel like it would take less energy for you to just walk the extra meter and through it away yourself

jasmine2301 | 25

#6691987 - Monday 19 September 2016 4:28

throw*...

Steffi | 26

#6692184 - Monday 19 September 2016 10:46

I'm guessing they live on a high floor.

By Gameoftheombosis | 5

#6691755 - Sunday 18 September 2016 20:27

Next time just do it yourself. Not really an fml kind of scenario.

By neuronerd | 28

#6691756 - Sunday 18 September 2016 20:27

Or you could take it out yourself. My old roommate used to leave bags of trash for me to take out, and it would get very annoying. Granted, she also never cleaned the apartment.

By Skinyrd | 17

#6691757 - Sunday 18 September 2016 20:31

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