By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
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Before I read the last sentence I was really hoping it'd say "A rash-tache." But it didn't, and that made me sad.

Okay, I don't understand. By you saying you are allergic to Nair, it must mean that this would be the first time in trying to get rid of a "moustache." Next time think for a few seconds. First off, he accepted to go on a date with you, and whether it was you, him, or one of your friends who got the date started, he at least has some sort of interest in you even though you have a "moustache." Second, next try something unless you already tried it in the past; for example, if you had use Nair before, then that's one thing, but you never did use it, and now you did, and you embarrassed yourself further. Third, if he still likes you, even with the burn mark, then perhaps you shouldn't try using nair in the future.


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#1: SHUT UP YOU FREAKING CRAZY PSYCHO! Aww, that sucks. But they say never put Nair on your face, private areas, or eyes. You should have just iced it and then plucked. It is very easy.

They make Nair for your sensitive areas.

Before I read the last sentence I was really hoping it'd say "A rash-tache." But it didn't, and that made me sad.

I thought the exact same thing, and read the comments just to see if anyone else felt the same way. I love you.

blame it on your dog..

How in hell would her dog have anything to do with a rash on her lip...

Ouch - I have known ppl to get light burns from the chemicals and blister. Not a good idea for the face.

#3 I was thinking the EXACT same thing! Haha a rash-stache xD

ouch. Those rashes last ofrever too. I also am allergic. I used it on my legs once, about 30 minutes before I was due to go on the floor at a cheerleading competition. I had to go on the floor with bright red legs that burned the entire time, and then still had this painful rash for like 2 weeks. rash-stache just made my day better though!

You're not allergic. My brother did the same thing and his entire beard turned into little red spots. Always read the labels!

mus-rash, rash-stache, #3 haha sorry that happened, maybe next time just read the label. or notice that the reason you're going on this date is because the other person likes you. so why would you want to change yourself? cheesy, i know, but you need it ;)