By nerderer - United States - Duluth
Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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  Suaria  |  37

It sounds like you don't clean your contacts well enough. The only time I have burning sensation putting in contacts is when I don't clean them well enough. It does feel uncomfortable and that is why I like wearing glasses a lot better.

By  devildog562  |  33

Poor turd. It didn't wanna come alive again . It had already been digested once.

Seriously you must have a strong prescription to get those confused . It sucks but is extremely funny to me .

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  bdsmslave  |  18

And can we talk texture for a moment? Never once in my life have I thought, "Oh, this dog turd feels like a pretty little bird!" And as a very, very older sibling, I've touched many throughout the years. Mostly because of pranks. And wasn't it moist if it was still warm?