By eringoBRA - 06/05/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML
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how do you forget something like that?? lol

ckyorelse 18

very nice!


ckyorelse 18

very nice!

seximexi911 10

how much?

HugeRedRash 0

What's your cup size?

About 10 fluid ounces, why do you ask 28?

I couldn't have said it better

What were you daydreaming about, OP?

JacksonCampbell 9

Me Gusta.

pics or it didn't happen

Everday 0

Lol that's an awkward hello

Airick_TheGreat 2

haha. you just made someones day OP

johnson94 5

I wish you were my neighbor :) *heavy breathing*

littlemissFYL 5

this reminds me of that "Axe" commercial ;) next time cover yourself with one hand and wave with the other OP. unless you're doing it on purpose. =D

justinhi 0

only in texas

well it's official, I'm moving to Texas now

mattmadden 0

Show time?

FreebirdIII 1

Borat is that you?

imcheerish 0

you wish you could get a dumb blonde like her

NastyNinja31 0

so ur neighbor meet the twins

Predental 5

pictures or it didn't happen

how do you know she's a blonde a girl even?

because it wouldn't matter to a guy if they were wearing a "top" and there is a gamely sign on the fml, and blonde because they are stereotyped as less intellegent

baby_gore 0


We know some one whos going yo be stalking you for the next couple weeks...

staceysgenesis16 0

wow ... thats amazing ... i dont see how u can walk out of your house and not realize your naked from the waste up ..

ifyouseekamy666 0

omg!!!!! this actually happened to me before but I was wearin a shirt with no pants, at least I had undies on tho lol xP

how don't you remember to put on a top?

Well, someone seems extremely perky today.

Idonebeenhad 17

tits or gtfo pics or it didn't happen

iLoveMyGuitarra 0

OP, you didn't even feel a breeze on your nipples or anything? How could you not know ..

Please let me know instantly if your neighbors move out lol.

218 why would they ever move out after they just saw that? (assuming she is hot)

MissFukMyLuck 0

I'm pretty sure no body would walk out their house topless at least not for as long as she was outside. so men, she faked this fml for some attention. of course I could be.... wrong. pretty sure I'm right though.

MissFukMyLuck 0

my comment was moderated? because I said she probAbly faked the fml for attention? explain? are we all just suppose to assume everything on this site is true?

MissFukMyLuck 0

so my comments are now moderated and deleted. gah, I guess I deserved it :/

To be fair, you were getting a little annoying with the whole "I'm above the rules" thing.

its not proof without pics

mashamanya 0

ahahahahahaha ^ made my day. very nice very nice - - akwardly long pause - - NoT? roflcopter

vasilis 0

were you wareing a bra

How cud u not notice?

mintcar 9

Wow, sure gave your neighbors a show.

im sure they liked the show too. unless the boobs are down to the floor

ImaWiseGuy 5

the aprt. next to me is open....

ceinaworus 0

yeah, I know how OP feels. one time I was walking downtown and I realized that I was only wearing my socks. it's so hard to tell when Iam wearing clothing.

how do you forget something like that?? lol

it's soo comfy how can you not forget about it. feel free!

I once forgot to take my bra off when I was taking a shower. It's possible :')

#9, thats a bit different from going outside with outta shirt on...

True, I guess, but I was just very absent minded, and I bet OP was too. That, or she just wanted to give her neighbours something to talk about.

haha I bet that neighbor is going to go outside at the same time everyday now

well maybe op is a stripper and she is used to the feeling?

BelleElle_fml 5

It's possible, you don't really think about it. Once I was going to be late for school and got ready so fast I forgot to put a bra on. Luckily, my best friend noticed and I put on a sweater before we got there.

enonymous 8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
andjnicole19 0

he was talking about going shirtless being comfy :/

lilmisslovely13 15

exactly what i thought. this made me lol tho :)

I was going to comment the exact same thing

haha idk how you could forget to put a shirt FYL! but I bet that made your neighbors day lol

flighted 1

couldn't feel a breeze?

ceinaworus 0

air is always moving unless it is in an air tight chamber with no movement whatsoever...

morgan020 0

it's been super windy in Texas for over a month now. It needs to die down but then the humidity and heat will set in :/ so yeah she would have felt a breeze.

MaximilianMarche 0

yeah but if they were fake maybe she wouldn't notice the breeze. desensitized?

sataris20 5

pics or it didn't happen

Flyin_Turtle14 0

what made you remember.

ya... what made you remember you didn't have a shirt on?

Someone yelled " nice t!ts!"

They probably just think you were feeling super friendly!

angelsara91 0

used to the feeling of being topless much? lol

starshine1200 0

When your wearing a bikini ur pretty much topless.. so maybe she goes swimming lots?

Was it nippy outside

it was while she was out there :)

"It's a bit nipply out". 5 internets to who gets that quote.

jwells4 0

Austin powers

staceysgenesis16 0

ahaha i seee watcha did there lolol