FML : Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I...

Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversley impacting morale". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By johnnyfuckfacer - / Thursday 18 October 2012 19:40 / Canada - Concord

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By Major_Whupass | 3

#5057571 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:21

How's the weather Ollie?
It's raining sideways!

By lilhellian | 26

#5057729 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:45

congress

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By Major_Whupass | 3

#5057571 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:21

How's the weather Ollie?
It's raining sideways!

gc327072 | 29

#5057630 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:28

Sounds tough, would you like anything?
SOUP!
Ok, what kind?
CHUNKY!

AH1Zviper | 15

#5057788 - Friday 19 October 2012 3:02

And now for traffic. Whats the traffic look like Ollie? EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS!!!

Futacy | 29

#5057960 - Friday 19 October 2012 3:55

So you see? You don't have to be intelligent or talented to be successful, just look at OP's boss.

Hershey903 | 5

#5057991 - Friday 19 October 2012 3:59

What are you doin to beat the heat Ollie?
SWIMMIN' HOLE!!

EnigmaThe321 | 12

#5058079 - Friday 19 October 2012 4:31

Hmm, thread jacking again are we?

Tdrizzzzzly | 19

#5058264 - Friday 19 October 2012 6:28

What's the weather looking like later Ollie?
IT'S GON' RAIN!!

BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#5058335 - Friday 19 October 2012 8:07

And here to give us a first look at the planes landing is Ollie Williams, Ollie?

I'M AT THE WRONG AIRPORT!

thefreelove | 9

#5058353 - Friday 19 October 2012 8:41

Marijuana is now legal.. It's lee-legal. How's the weather looking Ollie?
"Not too bad.."

By krad204 | 21

#5057573 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:22

Your boss is a complete idiot.

biggestfan23 | 11

#5057671 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:33

And yet he is a boss. What a world we live in

HowAreYouToday | 34

#5057842 - Friday 19 October 2012 3:20

Your boss is a *sadistic genius

PipingMouse | 14

#5058133 - Friday 19 October 2012 4:49

No, no variation of this comment is correct.
OP's boss is a complete idiot. No if,ands, or buts about it lol :P

Carmstro | 13

#5058296 - Friday 19 October 2012 7:01

Or, the boss was making his own prediction- that OP was GOING to provide false information. Maybe the boss just saved the world.

That or yes, he's dumb.

yorkiebar93 | 9

#5064371 - Sunday 21 October 2012 5:05

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FATTY_MCDOOGLE | 29

#5068610 - Monday 22 October 2012 20:55

It's how it usually happens.

By KrazieKleo | 13

#5057576 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:22

Sometimes I question people who are in charge. Is he missing a chromosome or two??

domking1315 | 20

#5057680 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:35

We might be hitting three at this level...

McNerdyNerd | 8

#5058224 - Friday 19 October 2012 5:37

Actually..if you are both trying to be dicks and make fun of mentally challenged people...that would be one EXTRA chromosome..so...good luck with that insulting.

JellyBalls | 17

#5058321 - Friday 19 October 2012 7:40

^ Yes we all hate "Mentally Retarded" people. But did anyone else see sarcasm fly by while reading the comment above?

By Crazynopantsman | 11

#5057582 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:24

Does he not know the definition of prediction?

By brandon3747 | 16

#5057588 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:24

Wow now that's stupid

By wyattshack | 4

#5057598 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:25

I like your username op :D

enchi999 | 8

#5057636 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:29

Thank you for your comment related to the FML post.

hatesfate | 6

#5057764 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:58

Thank you for your comment in relation to a comment in relation to an FML post

MissMae93 | 23

#5057875 - Friday 19 October 2012 3:29

13 - Thank you for making yourself look like a total ass.

By dominic1221 | 6

#5057602 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:26

Sorry OP, I had sympathy for you but your username robbed me of it all.

Metallica36176 | 16

#5058416 - Friday 19 October 2012 9:19

Why?

By secretsymbiote21 | 5

#5057612 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:27

maybe he should just watch the news to avoid problems.

By KalCountry76 | 11

#5057616 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:27

It's not your fault. Your boss obviously lacks a functioning brain.

unicornoats | 5

#5057626 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:28

What a TARD!

By florido_fml | 10

#5057623 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:28

Do better!

lacespace | 8

#5057659 - Friday 19 October 2012 2:31

Ya! Way to be a dumbass. Clearly if the weatherman himself can't 100% predict it and your boss can't look it up his damn self you're a complete moron for not being correct. Fool.