Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversley impacting morale". FML
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Major_Whupass
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How's the weather Ollie?
It's raining sideways!
It's raining sideways!
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gc327072
| 29
Sounds tough, would you like anything?
SOUP!
Ok, what kind?
CHUNKY!
SOUP!
Ok, what kind?
CHUNKY!
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AH1Zviper
| 15
And now for traffic. Whats the traffic look like Ollie? EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS!!!
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Futacy
| 29
So you see? You don't have to be intelligent or talented to be successful, just look at OP's boss.
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Hershey903
| 5
What are you doin to beat the heat Ollie?
SWIMMIN' HOLE!!
SWIMMIN' HOLE!!
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EnigmaThe321
| 12
Hmm, thread jacking again are we?
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Tdrizzzzzly
| 19
What's the weather looking like later Ollie?
IT'S GON' RAIN!!
IT'S GON' RAIN!!
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
And here to give us a first look at the planes landing is Ollie Williams, Ollie?
I'M AT THE WRONG AIRPORT!
I'M AT THE WRONG AIRPORT!
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thefreelove
| 9
Marijuana is now legal.. It's lee-legal. How's the weather looking Ollie?
"Not too bad.."
"Not too bad.."
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krad204
| 21
Your boss is a complete idiot.
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biggestfan23
| 11
And yet he is a boss. What a world we live in
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
Your boss is a *sadistic genius
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PipingMouse
| 14
No, no variation of this comment is correct.
OP's boss is a complete idiot. No if,ands, or buts about it lol :P
OP's boss is a complete idiot. No if,ands, or buts about it lol :P
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Carmstro
| 13
Or, the boss was making his own prediction- that OP was GOING to provide false information. Maybe the boss just saved the world.
That or yes, he's dumb.
That or yes, he's dumb.
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yorkiebar93
| 9
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FATTY_MCDOOGLE
| 29
It's how it usually happens.
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KrazieKleo
| 13
Sometimes I question people who are in charge. Is he missing a chromosome or two??
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domking1315
| 20
We might be hitting three at this level...
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McNerdyNerd
| 8
Actually..if you are both trying to be dicks and make fun of mentally challenged people...that would be one EXTRA chromosome..so...good luck with that insulting.
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JellyBalls
| 18
^ Yes we all hate "Mentally Retarded" people. But did anyone else see sarcasm fly by while reading the comment above?
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Crazynopantsman
| 11
Does he not know the definition of prediction?
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brandon3747
| 16
Wow now that's stupid
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wyattshack
| 4
I like your username op :D
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enchi999
| 8
Thank you for your comment related to the FML post.
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hatesfate
| 6
Thank you for your comment in relation to a comment in relation to an FML post
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MissMae93
| 23
13 - Thank you for making yourself look like a total ass.
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dominic1221
| 6
Sorry OP, I had sympathy for you but your username robbed me of it all.
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Metallica36176
| 16
Why?
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secretsymbiote21
| 5
maybe he should just watch the news to avoid problems.
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KalCountry76
| 11
It's not your fault. Your boss obviously lacks a functioning brain.
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unicornoats
| 5
What a TARD!
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florido_fml
| 10
Do better!
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lacespace
| 8
Ya! Way to be a dumbass. Clearly if the weatherman himself can't 100% predict it and your boss can't look it up his damn self you're a complete moron for not being correct. Fool.
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florido_fml
| 10
How about you jump in space and kill youself, no one is talking to you.
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idealTHC
| 7
Wow i cant belive a jesus freak would tell someone to kill themselfs... What a world.
It's raining sideways!