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By Anonymous - / Thursday 13 February 2014 12:43 /
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  mb2_native  |  23

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  ajh1551  |  23

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  mb2_native  |  23

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  mb2_native  |  23

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  mb2_native  |  23

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  jazzy_123  |  23

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  23

Taking a deuce while squatting is something everyone who hunts learns to do, that's quite normal. Getting someone else to wipe your ass, well that's a new one to hear. Now totally exploding your bowels into your poor, poor undergarments, that's just sad. I've even shit alongside freeways to avoid said situation. But I will not shit my pants. No, no, no.

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  Nastorrian  |  23

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  Setareh23  |  23

#11: Yours was a rare (and unfortunate) accident. The FML seems to imply that he never wipes properly. There's a difference between a girlfriend who helps her boyfriend clean up a rare and embarrassing mess, and a girlfriend who has to constantly clean up shit which can easily be avoided.

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  purebliss_fml  |  23

That sounds like an accident. When you wash your boyfriends shitty undies day in and day out your sympathy kind of turns to disgust... It's not that hard to wipe properly boys! Skiddies are for kiddies.

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  jazzy_123  |  23

83, what?? have you never been to a home? a lot of old people can't do much for themselves anymore and have helpers. Ever been to a hospital? same thing. It has nothing to do with the youth.

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  cleopad1  |  23

So let me get this straight, #11: you're declaring the validity of your relationship based on whether or not your girlfriend can clean up your lactose intolerance induced mess after you stupidly decided to eat ice cream on a date to her house? And seeing as it was her house and the fact that you mentioned SHE cleaned your clothes and her floors, did you actually help? Because it looked to me as though you were bragging about how she did all the cleaning while you presumably just stood there xP

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  Zazoo1995  |  31

"Jokingly" .. Ok, yeah, I totally believe you! It's not like you're trying to make yourself look like the victim when you're obviously a lazy sexist cunt... No way, Jose! Not with those cute cheeks!

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  jazzy_123  |  17

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  onlychildFTW  |  36

I use those huggies clean team wipes. XD they work great and I like them a lot more. Don't judge me! Lol. If he went to diapers imagine the cleaning needed for that. Eeek.

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