By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 22:22 - Netherlands - Reusel

Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 774
You deserved it 1 748

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Hey just because they're elderly doesn't mean they don't want to have a little fun.

This is why I love the elderly, they give ZERO fucks :)

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Hey just because they're elderly doesn't mean they don't want to have a little fun.

Right? I need to learn a lesson from her. Hell, I don't even have one guy in my bed. And she gets two? Lucky...

Expect incoming DMs #28

We can work something out..

that woman's a player ;)

As soon as an attractive female mentions being single, all the FML pervs and creeps come out.

#28 With looks like that, YOU can't get a guy? You must be doin somethin wrong...

who needs a good old faqng.....;) oh and #28 is lying.

nice... very pimptastic of you.

Hey, why should the orderly get any credit? Grandma did all by—and for—herself. :P

Sounds like the beginning of a lot of internet videos Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men

...What in the hell? Please tell me that's not actually a thing. *shudders*

into some kinky shot #3 rofl

Try burning out your eyes, atleast you will have something else to keep your mind away from that image.

Senior citizens will do what they please. I'm sure they couldn't care less what you think. Kudos to them.

And kudos to you for correctly saying that they COULDN'T care less. ;)

I know what you mean, 30. My inner grammar nazi silently cringes when I see "could care less."

The key word is 'silently'. People with poor grammar don't come to FML to get lessons. People with knowledge of grammar don't log on to read corrections of those who don't.

Google "I could care less" #30 It's actually a thing.

Yes #61 but the literal meaning is the opposite of how it's used. Just because it exists on Google, doesn't mean it's right.

I could care less about this debate.. if I tried.

This is why I love the elderly, they give ZERO fucks :)

Sounds like she was getting TWO

This is what happens when free-love hippies get old.

My great grandmother did this once, we were coming for a visit. She was coming too, her's was probably more enjoyable.

*she was cumming too

need an eye bleach ??

A dosage of brain bleach is required for you, op