Kids: Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a...

By What the fuck, son? - 11/05/2013 16:21 - Netherlands - Amerongen

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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By wah wah "you raised him" - 22/04/2014 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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By need my own place - 24/10/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML

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By melonhead - 14/01/2010 08:46 - Australia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By kitty - 09/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML

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By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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Sunday 12 May 2013 2:59

Well, at least he's creative.

MadlyInLust 5

Sunday 12 May 2013 2:59

It could work...

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Cfjla15 6

Sunday 12 May 2013 3:49

very intuitive son you got there.

RevenVx 16

Sunday 12 May 2013 4:01

At least he's not a prostitute...

noreallywhat 17

Sunday 12 May 2013 4:16

are you mad that it is a bong or a poor design?

cosmosis 12

Sunday 12 May 2013 8:48

... Give it here you dumbass! Thats not how you make a watermelon bong. Hmmm. Poor design might be a plausable scenario.

DAN_THA_GR8 12

Sunday 12 May 2013 4:26

gotta give it to him for his creativity

Ceejay1 13

Sunday 12 May 2013 4:31

All these post about people walking in room's and catch somebody doing crazy shit haha, it's a trip how none of them lock there door's.

15young15 11

Sunday 12 May 2013 4:51

He must be black.

Futacy 29

Sunday 12 May 2013 4:52

You must be ******* retarded.

Dezteny 5

Sunday 12 May 2013 5:03

That's kind of awesome. I mean, ideally he would be older.... But still - awesome.

Futacy 29

Sunday 12 May 2013 5:04

Only in the Netherlands.

nemisis11 12

Sunday 12 May 2013 5:08

Did you show him how to make it properly?

doit4ah15 10

Sunday 12 May 2013 5:14

gets you pretty ripped

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