By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed because hers is ,"reserved for sleeping only". FML
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Pee in her bed and say the bathroom is "reserved for pooping only"

Put needles or something like that under your sheets every time you leave.

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Better than the kitchen table..? Might wanna change the sheets and invest in a pad lock to your door.

She's a ROOMmate a lock would most certainly get OP in trouble. You can't lock people out of their own rooms.

Put needles or something like that under your sheets every time you leave.

If OP's anything like me then I hope they have good medical insurance

Jump in and demand a threesome as rent for your bed

Pee in her bed and say the bathroom is "reserved for pooping only"

Poop on her bed and tell her the toilet is reserved for sleeping. Wait, no... I'm sure you can figure out something more clever than that.

...Like maybe that you don't want to stink up the bathroom when you have to shower in there...

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Take pictures of her doing the deed, then threaten to put them on the internet if she doesn't clean your sheets and buy you a lock for your bedroom door.

She's her roommate. Buying a lock for THEIR room doesn't make any sense.

What the fuck?! No, don't do that! That is NOT okay!

"Roommate" doesn't mean they literally sleep in the same room (well, it can, but usually it doesn't), just that they live in the same house/apartment. Most people who have roommates do indeed have their own bedroom.

I really don't think this one does though. People say flatmate or housemate if they don't share a room.

Clip your toenails on her bed and do a whole bunch of gross stuff that she won't like. That will teach her to use your bed for her sexual activities

I'd grab a guy friend, take a couple of pics together in her bed and send them to her saying you don't know why she's being so silly, that her bed is amazingly comfortable for sex and you'll be using her bed from now on.