OH SHIT BUSTED. Well hopefully your dad's car broke down and your mom was teaching him the proper use of his stick-shift.

btw FIRST

LOL

im sure thats what happened

Oh God and people say I don't get hyperbole

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ew! scarred for life...............!!!!! and rofl #1!

that wasnt funny at all..

Not my fault the cock up your ass is keeping you from a sense of humor.

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lol, love how he keeps leaving his myspace url

haha eww:)

woot! i moderated this, im glad this made it on

I Dont know why people even would vote YDI...how can he deserved this?

FYL indeed..!

ha.

i gasped after i read this.

You slipped out of the room, your "dad" slipped out of the driveway, your real dad slipped out of your mom, your mom slipped out of consciousness. Wow, your family must use alot of soap for such dirty people. I bet you own at least three slip and slides, I sure wish I did.

LOLZ!!!!!

haha, ur mom's a slut

somone stole ur dads car or ur mom is a hoebag. i choose the second one

That sucks

yes it does
ur mom needs to get her
priorities straight

I'm afraid of parmesan cheese, makes me want to hide in the bathtub.

oh my god. that's freaking scary. I agree with #2 that sucks. really bad

Been there... Whatever her reasons, you need to respect your mom for making her choice. My parents cheated on each other at least 3 times before they finally divorced. Perhaps it's a good thing. It mightn't seem that way now, but maybe in time.

Oh, my God! Your dad's car got stolen!

At least they're able to still enjoy each other through this tragic time. (;

no, no, plexico, you misunderstand. i think she was trying to say that her dad drove the car into the house where her parents were doing it.

Thank you captain obvious.

Ahh my favorite phrase in life!!!

Could be that somebody's borrowed it. I can see your worry though. But make sure before you jump to any conclusions.

Somebody borrowed it? seriously? The situation seems very clear to me...

ya, WTF is rite

ouch

Who sais it was replaced?

yo mama's got some 'splainin to do

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(Also, blerp.)

you forgot blerp

Hm, interesting point. I never thought of that.

Give this person an award. Most well written article ever.

I think it's time to leave. FYL