FML : Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said,...

145

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bkay26 / Sunday 29 August 2010 15:37 / United States

Intimacy

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By perdix | 29

#1318984 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:15

You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."

By dudette2 | 9

#1319056 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:41

How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??

Comments

By perdix | 29

#1318984 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:15

You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."

blaxican8705 | 0

#1319051 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:37

hahahahaha...that's funny

StopTheFuckinCar_fml | 0

#1319079 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:50

oops, not #1, I meant Perdix's answer was priceless

hombrepollo | 0

#1319082 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:51

maybe u shoulda had your v8

bARbi3_d0Ll | 0

#1319111 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:59

you should of just called her "penis breath" and walked away jk

ellielovesyuh | 0

#1319147 - Monday 30 August 2010 12:07

#1 ftw :D

bigredmonkeybutt | 20

#1319191 - Monday 30 August 2010 12:16

The towel was on the dresser? In their bedroom? Or do you mean the dresser I. the kitchen?

afdude87 | 6

#1319339 - Monday 30 August 2010 12:42

I agree with 31. who the fuck doesn't get out asap?

anorexicbarbie | 8

#1319373 - Monday 30 August 2010 12:56

Why are you pushing your chest out like that? It looks weird. Do you have a back problem?

Cooluu | 5

#1319383 - Monday 30 August 2010 12:57

yes, yes FYL

mudkipsan | 19

#1319914 - Monday 30 August 2010 02:38

Fuck your dad's life because your mom doesn't swallow :)

blue_eyes4602 | 0

#1319961 - Monday 30 August 2010 02:49

if it was in their bedroom why wouldn't u knock first? and right when you saw what was going on why didn't you leave??

sixtimessix | 0

#1320024 - Monday 30 August 2010 03:12

this whole thing would of been avoided if you knocked. shit. also why would you still stand and ask? I would of GTFO

allen2020 | 0

#1320059 - Monday 30 August 2010 03:21

perdix is back!

heyred | 11

#1320065 - Monday 30 August 2010 03:21

That's not acting as though you didn't see anything!

itz_scrumdidly | 0

#1320082 - Monday 30 August 2010 03:27

I'd advise that you start knocking before you walk in on a Cleveland Steamer next time

jjtivey97 | 0

#1320281 - Monday 30 August 2010 04:34

ydi for having sex before marriage

STr8_CaLi_d0p3 | 4

#1320399 - Monday 30 August 2010 05:15

67- I don't think he was talking about you. It's actually pretty easy to tell who he meant

aldog24 | 0

#1320621 - Monday 30 August 2010 06:38

lol at self consciousness! ps love to see how much class there is on this site when a girl takes a picture of ONLY her tits and posts it as a display pic!

xBangOut | 4

#1320730 - Monday 30 August 2010 07:20

@59, I would say the same. Swallowing is right thing to do..

DarkWaffle | 0

#1320737 - Monday 30 August 2010 07:23

77-you're retarded..im preeeetty sure OP's parents are married.. also blowjobs dont count as sex

TheOptimist | 0

#1320873 - Monday 30 August 2010 08:10

Perdix comments always win. It's kind of depressing really. There's never any win left for anybody else.

Tearing | 0

#1321354 - Monday 30 August 2010 09:37

Spitters are quitters.

Ella_fml | 14

#1321778 - Monday 30 August 2010 10:51

LOL Nice:) After she said no, I'd be like "Why not? What are you using it for?" .... But seriously get out asap dont say anything, it'll make it awkward haha

imright24 | 0

#1322280 - Monday 30 August 2010 02:13

Exactly.

teamsleep22 | 0

#1323114 - Monday 30 August 2010 06:40

1, ur a fucking retard

shoopd | 19

#1323148 - Monday 30 August 2010 07:00

sounds like the mom was getting her p8

ImaBmyLonurTees | 0

#1328633 - Tuesday 31 August 2010 06:01

YDI for not knocking

aldog24 | 0

#1328734 - Tuesday 31 August 2010 06:34

#90 the pic is totally centered and focused on her right boob!! whose the confused one?

klumzy0123456789 | 6

#1336316 - Thursday 2 September 2010 01:53

ewwwwwwwwwwww nasty!!!

MichieBabiie | 0

#1348413 - Saturday 4 September 2010 05:32

Love #1 comment lol

Herropreez17 | 0

#2691178 - Thursday 16 June 2011 01:58

lol

niggatyrone | 0

#2942990 - Thursday 21 July 2011 05:36

wtf a Cleveland steamer is taking a dump on a woman's chest

12dcevin | 5

#3035163 - Thursday 4 August 2011 06:29

Shock probably why he/she stayed

By perdix | 29

#1318992 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:19

You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."

By houseofame | 4

#1319035 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:32

It's funny because your mom and dad get more action the you.... YDI it list: ydi for not knocking ydi for enjoying it ydi for having parents ydi for needing a towel ydi for not asking to join

wafflez333 | 0

#1319246 - Monday 30 August 2010 12:27

hahahahahahahah agreed with #3

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 | 0

#1321082 - Monday 30 August 2010 09:11

ydi it list? wouldn't it just be ydi list???

applebee_16 | 0

#1321704 - Monday 30 August 2010 10:29

you are right :) ^^

sanjif | 0

#1421896 - Saturday 18 September 2010 07:04

why the fuck are you suggesting incest... that's just nastyy

krty402 | 7

#2597810 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 04:39

not inscest... WINcest

Vball6 | 19

#3512089 - Sunday 30 October 2011 07:09

You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot

BostonBruinsFan | 8

#3906821 - Thursday 19 January 2012 03:24

I agree, #3 is an idiot.

itawebbies | 8

#5381365 - Sunday 24 February 2013 05:31

#3 You're naaasty

By dudette2 | 9

#1319056 - Sunday 29 August 2010 11:41

How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??