By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 662
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perdix 29

You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."

dudette2 9

How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??

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perdix 29

You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."

blaxican8705 0

hahahahaha...that's funny

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

oops, not #1, I meant Perdix's answer was priceless

maybe u shoulda had your v8

bARbi3_d0Ll 0

you should of just called her "penis breath" and walked away jk

ellielovesyuh 0

#1 ftw :D

The towel was on the dresser? In their bedroom? Or do you mean the dresser I. the kitchen?

I agree with 31. who the fuck doesn't get out asap?

Why are you pushing your chest out like that? It looks weird. Do you have a back problem?

Cooluu 5

yes, yes FYL

Fuck your dad's life because your mom doesn't swallow :)

if it was in their bedroom why wouldn't u knock first? and right when you saw what was going on why didn't you leave??

this whole thing would of been avoided if you knocked. shit. also why would you still stand and ask? I would of GTFO

allen2020 0

perdix is back!

That's not acting as though you didn't see anything!

I'd advise that you start knocking before you walk in on a Cleveland Steamer next time

ydi for having sex before marriage

67- I don't think he was talking about you. It's actually pretty easy to tell who he meant

lol at self consciousness! ps love to see how much class there is on this site when a girl takes a picture of ONLY her tits and posts it as a display pic!

@59, I would say the same. Swallowing is right thing to do..

DarkWaffle 0

77-you're retarded..im preeeetty sure OP's parents are married.. also blowjobs dont count as sex

Perdix comments always win. It's kind of depressing really. There's never any win left for anybody else.

Spitters are quitters.

LOL Nice:) After she said no, I'd be like "Why not? What are you using it for?" .... But seriously get out asap dont say anything, it'll make it awkward haha

imright24 0

Exactly.

1, ur a fucking retard

sounds like the mom was getting her p8

YDI for not knocking

#90 the pic is totally centered and focused on her right boob!! whose the confused one?

klumzy0123456789 6

ewwwwwwwwwwww nasty!!!

MichieBabiie 0

Love #1 comment lol

Herropreez17 0

lol

wtf a Cleveland steamer is taking a dump on a woman's chest

12dcevin 5

Shock probably why he/she stayed

perdix 29

You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."

It's funny because your mom and dad get more action the you.... YDI it list: ydi for not knocking ydi for enjoying it ydi for having parents ydi for needing a towel ydi for not asking to join

hahahahahahahah agreed with #3

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

ydi it list? wouldn't it just be ydi list???

applebee_16 0

you are right :) ^^

why the fuck are you suggesting incest... that's just nastyy

krty402 7

not inscest... WINcest

Vball6 19

You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot You're an idiot

I agree, #3 is an idiot.

#3 You're naaasty

dudette2 9

How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??

jay4who7 0

agree with # 5....WTF is wrong with people!

martialart1st18 19

Yeah. And didn't anyone ever teach your mom not to talk with her mouth full??

iron_chefITALY 0

ain't that what tissues are for?

englishhottiexx 0

why did you not ask to join?!? :p

Atleast ask for some hand...even tho they r ur rents!

baseballgirl25 6

well at least u know they are happy together. next time try knocking though. ydi

*knock knock; house keeping

Cooluu 5

family guy quote. YES!!

jay4who7 0

fuck familg guy

Kanvis78 0

family guy? You sir are misinformed . That is old school, not the retarded movie "old school" either.

Why did you proceed to ask for a towel??

KiM1314 0

you could've heard them doing that! YDI for still going into their room.

Bg4l31 0

That's horrible fyl