Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks...

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By IAMYOURPINEAPPLE | 9

#3788803 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:07

Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.

By xAttackAttackx | 25

#3788783 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:05

...how big was the hole?

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By jdogg0119 | 4

#3788773 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:04

Haha sounds like someone should give it up

IphonFML | 6

#3788844 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:10

well ur fault for not giving him enough

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3788966 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:28

1- "trying to"
Or get better at aiming.

1221jamw | 11

#3788995 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:33

Hey number 9, don't be a fuckball. only respond to respond and not to be up top.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3788997 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:33

We like to stick our thing into any holes we can find.

MineIsBigger | 5

#3789151 - Monday 26 December 2011 9:07

Every room should have a dick hole

n_epic_fail | 14

#3789314 - Monday 26 December 2011 10:18

He's essentially fucking your wall...

XxHoPPoxX | 8

#3789683 - Monday 26 December 2011 13:32

Technically there's always one in the house whichever room your in ;)

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#3790526 - Monday 26 December 2011 18:31

26 - You seem to quite enjoy the word fuckball. And what do you have against thread jacking?

levibarks | 5

#3790851 - Monday 26 December 2011 20:45

Rule 34, always true

jmtmxer | 0

#3791459 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:32

I've seen a video like that… I mean ughh ummmm ....... No I didn't !

* walks away hoping no body heard me

Zeppelin1969 | 5

#3792292 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:40

Oh, so that's a bad thing… oops…

DryHumor | 4

#3792576 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:47

Ahh..Good ole glory hole.

SuperKnuckels | 6

#3825955 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 22:25

Houses need love too xD

Star928 | 7

#4803148 - Sunday 12 August 2012 2:53

Obviously he was practicing..

By xAttackAttackx | 25

#3788783 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:05

...how big was the hole?

Liimitless | 6

#3789080 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:47

It doesn't matter how big it is. The point is that we've found the fourth hole!!!

rummzy | 6

#3789257 - Monday 26 December 2011 9:39

Will the wonders never cease =p

Dekarian | 7

#3789269 - Monday 26 December 2011 9:43

37- Quagmire found it first.

howdmynosego | 12

#3789732 - Monday 26 December 2011 13:59

Op was nailing posters in

Liimitless | 6

#3789882 - Monday 26 December 2011 15:23

65- yeah your right actually. Damn.

ngarcia333 | 0

#3791078 - Monday 26 December 2011 23:30

Gibbbitty gibbittty

cmack11 | 0

#3791149 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:28

He was probably "plastered":)

desireev | 17

#3791614 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:24

116- it's actually "Giggity. Giggity."

coolsk8rdude | 0

#3791690 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:54

who cares?

TunechiXXL | 0

#3792023 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:15

116 - fail at your "attempted" joke

AlaskanEskimo34 | 0

#3793085 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:30

Tool

fl0ffy | 0

#3796919 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:10

116, you need to learn young one.

By arcticdoctorwho | 0

#3788787 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:06

Why do you have a hole in your wall?

jojimugo | 19

#3788958 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:27

Lol was wondering that myself

ast3150 | 13

#3789380 - Monday 26 December 2011 11:08

Holy .....

silentbutfunny | 0

#3790802 - Monday 26 December 2011 20:02

Im.... Mind fucked....

nativepimp | 1

#3791470 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:38

Hey if we see a hole that Lines up perfectly with our dicks in our bedroom were going to try it at one point or another

Zeppelin1969 | 5

#3792302 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:42

Well obviously because they havent fixed it.

AlaskanEskimo34 | 0

#3796982 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:21

glory hole at its finest

The_Tool1 | 13

#3906721 - Thursday 19 January 2012 3:00

What else would you have a hole in your wall for?

By barrk12 | 8

#3788792 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:06

How big was the hole?

greg84_fml | 21

#3789559 - Monday 26 December 2011 12:25

Check 39's post and you will know.

aaron21a | 0

#3796863 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:39

4- you have successfully copied what 2 said.....congrats

By IAMYOURPINEAPPLE | 9

#3788803 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:07

Next time, go around to the other side and surprise him.

ariannaimelda | 7

#3789218 - Monday 26 December 2011 9:29

I like where this is going giggidy giggidy goo

chickenwalrus | 14

#3790754 - Monday 26 December 2011 19:39

saw this in a porn once.

By GoW_Chick | 14

#3788821 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:09

He just misses his glory hole days

komania | 6

#3792399 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:18

Yeah, but wouldn't the insulating make his penis itch like crazy? Doesn't seem very glorious to me...

By 1221jamw | 11

#3788823 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:09

Maybe if you let him stick it in one of your holes he wouldn't have to use the wall now would he?

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3789082 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:48

Ears.... No
Nostrils........ No..
Under the toenails........... No.....
Sorry I'm really bad at this.

1221jamw | 11

#3789092 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:50

Ugh sounds like last night.

1221jamw | 11

#3789109 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:55

This sounded funnier before I posted it

meant2luv | 2

#3794589 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 17:33

I was thinking the same thing :p

By mom0_fml | 0

#3788826 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:09

just checking to make sure theres no rats!

Awesome58422599 | 19

#5753280 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 15:54

imagine if there were

By jworret | 0

#3788848 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:11

Sounds hot! I feel so gay right now...

jsm007 | 5

#3789053 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:44

U should....

By JadedJarOfHearts | 3

#3788860 - Monday 26 December 2011 8:13

I read this and laughed. Some fml's are great.