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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

By lunarstrain / Tuesday 8 November 2011 06:11 / United Kingdom
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Just got wet over 19's car. Not going to fuck some fruit though. That shits messed.

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  Tara_74656  |  7

pinnapples are yummy

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  monkeebalz  |  0

I bet she was apple-d (apalled) by what she saw He was g-raping that poor fruit

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  saymynamess  |  19

You are too young to know that!!!

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  yankfan89  |  27

Or a lemon, the acidity of the juice on his junk

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  VickLynx  |  6

Is banana even possible?

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  dre_bro11  |  12

17, what three meant was that OP's bf would have been using the banana as a dildo, say, if he were using one. Although, if you slice the skin of a banana down the middle, then empty out the inside of the banana, you could use it like that. Just flop your dick in and off you go.

By  nateylovesporn  |  0

it smells better than your vajayjay maybe?

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  hemz_fml  |  13

He probably listens to painkilleralready :D

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  zombicidal  |  11

actually it would be a foursome two people plus two pieces of fruit makes 4 but it was a dumb comment

By  DjeePee  |  24

Come on, OP, be more specific about the piece of fruit. Was it an apple? Grapefruit? Lemons? A coconut? You can't hold important information like that behind.

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  Gia1o  |  4

What's op mean??

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