By fizzie101 - 18/10/2014 21:43 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 394
You deserved it 4 671

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Siri who is a naughty girl? "I am sir"

"I can't find that location."

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I've got to try that.

Absolutely! You can hold my iPhone!

... Wat did I just read

#52. With literacy skills like that, i'm surprised you can read...

This is the part of FML that your sarcasm is so good, people actually think you're stupid.

It's a abbreviation

Siri who is a naughty girl? "I am sir"

You should ask her: "who's your daddy?!?" And she responds: "you are sir"

I literally just tried that after reading your comment #16 Her response: "My daddy? I don't get it." Lol

"I am a bastard..."

To me she said,"I know this must mean something, everybody keeps asking me this question."

I asked Siri, "Who's your daddy?", and she replied, "You are. Can we get back to work now?"

I asked Siri "who's your daddy?" And she replied "I forget" lol

I asked Siri "who's your daddy?" And she replied with "who's yours?" And then I cried because I'm Batman.

"I can't find that location."

I guess you sound like her... I don't know what to say to that

Apparently you do.

Giving Don Jon a run for his money...

siri talk dirty to me

"Dirt. Soil. Loam. Gravel."

*Queue saxophone riff*

I thought I was the only one

Gotta wonder how that went. "How can I assist you?" "Oh yes Siri you're doing just fine."

That sexy voice doe

poor siri just because she has a robot girl voice all the horny guys want a piece of her circuit board.