By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States
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Oh god; that is so much NOPE. Found a spider in my mouth brushing my teeth. I feel for you OP. Traumatizing.
As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...
Today, a giant thing squished my digs. As I went for cover in the nearest hole I landed in a damp, slimy mess and feel vibrations like a million bees got stuck in my net. Next thing I know the lights go out and I A: landed in a pile of slime on the ground, FML B: got swallowed and never see the light of day again, FML