Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
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ididntdoitiswear
| 14
Everyone's worst nightmare oh god.
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WitEluded
| 13
As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...
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starlandmarie
| 22
So did you swallow it or spit it out?
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xninix_fml
| 36
I'm guessing she spit it out. Who in the world would swallow a spider?
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sampick5002
| 11
If they swallowed a fly
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atrusion
| 15
What the fuck do you think, genius?
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ididntdoitiswear
| 14
Everyone's worst nightmare oh god.
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teapotrevolt
| 27
Oh god; that is so much NOPE.
Found a spider in my mouth brushing my teeth. I feel for you OP. Traumatizing.
Found a spider in my mouth brushing my teeth. I feel for you OP. Traumatizing.
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Arien
| 6
You found a spider in your mouth.. while brushing your teeth? How did you not find it before then? Or feel it? Or .. anything?
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PhoenixChick
| 26
Sounds like the spider was trying to be helpful, if he was brushing your teeth for you.
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jesterinperil
| 28
That's just out right bad luck. Keep your head held high, but not high enough to hit any more webs. FYL, OP
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Chilled_Rambo
| 11
Everytime I've walked into a spider web I've always feared something like that would happen, sorry it happened to you OP!
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UndeadFML
| 22
You could say things got a little, hairy.
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HarshD9619
| 34
No.
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WitEluded
| 13
As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...
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HarshD9619
| 34
Today a huge ass human destroyed my home and then ate me. FML
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HarshD9619
| 34
Today a huge ass human destroyed my home and then ate me. FML
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Mightytall
| 35
Today, a giant thing squished my digs. As I went for cover in the nearest hole I landed in a damp, slimy mess and feel vibrations like a million bees got stuck in my net.
Next thing I know the lights go out and I
A: landed in a pile of slime on the ground, FML
B: got swallowed and never see the light of day again, FML
Next thing I know the lights go out and I
A: landed in a pile of slime on the ground, FML
B: got swallowed and never see the light of day again, FML
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jaspinkgrl01
| 18
Today, I was chillin on my web being spidery. It was a perfect web until some stupid human DESTROYED it and my peace. When I got scared I accidentally went into this persons mouth and died because it smelled so bad. FML
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LycanGod
| 27
Poor spider... after the OP destroyed it's home, it wanted a new "hole" to live in... lol
I wonder if the spider survived?
I wonder if the spider survived?
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spatula232
| 25
The incy wincy spider went down the water spout
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EvilTurtle
| 35
down came the rain and washed the spider out
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itsalanis
| 24
itsy bitsy! also it went up the first time, not down. :v
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strugglingatlife
| 14
Oh god I am so sorry! FYL