So did you swallow it or spit it out?

I'm guessing she spit it out. Who in the world would swallow a spider?

If they swallowed a fly

What the fuck do you think, genius?

Everyone's worst nightmare oh god.

Oh god; that is so much NOPE.

Found a spider in my mouth brushing my teeth. I feel for you OP. Traumatizing.

You found a spider in your mouth.. while brushing your teeth? How did you not find it before then? Or feel it? Or .. anything?

Sounds like the spider was trying to be helpful, if he was brushing your teeth for you.

That's just out right bad luck. Keep your head held high, but not high enough to hit any more webs. FYL, OP

Everytime I've walked into a spider web I've always feared something like that would happen, sorry it happened to you OP!

You could say things got a little, hairy.

No.

As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...

Today a huge ass human destroyed my home and then ate me. FML

Today a huge ass human destroyed my home and then ate me. FML

Today, a giant thing squished my digs. As I went for cover in the nearest hole I landed in a damp, slimy mess and feel vibrations like a million bees got stuck in my net.
Next thing I know the lights go out and I
A: landed in a pile of slime on the ground, FML
B: got swallowed and never see the light of day again, FML

Today, I was chillin on my web being spidery. It was a perfect web until some stupid human DESTROYED it and my peace. When I got scared I accidentally went into this persons mouth and died because it smelled so bad. FML

Poor spider... after the OP destroyed it's home, it wanted a new "hole" to live in... lol

I wonder if the spider survived?

The incy wincy spider went down the water spout

down came the rain and washed the spider out

itsy bitsy! also it went up the first time, not down. :v

Oh god I am so sorry! FYL