By spiderlady / Monday 21 September 2015 03:00 / United States
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  Mightytall  |  33

Today, a giant thing squished my digs. As I went for cover in the nearest hole I landed in a damp, slimy mess and feel vibrations like a million bees got stuck in my net.
Next thing I know the lights go out and I
A: landed in a pile of slime on the ground, FML
B: got swallowed and never see the light of day again, FML

  jaspinkgrl01  |  18

Today, I was chillin on my web being spidery. It was a perfect web until some stupid human DESTROYED it and my peace. When I got scared I accidentally went into this persons mouth and died because it smelled so bad. FML