By leftoutdrunk - Canada - Edmonton
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
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  JoshTheMaggot  |  8

I haven't heard someone say giggle in a long time, it made me giggle.

As for OP if they were your keys why did your brother have them? Especially since he was the one drinking.

By  stevenJB  |  25

So...a drunk outsmarted you n took your keys, eh?

  oicu812xD  |  16

I was wondering the same thing. If op was planning on being DD in the first place the sibling should have never had the keys. You kind of deserve this op...

  chick92282  |  15

If OP is a woman, it's possible that she had her brother hold her keys so that she didn't have to take her pocketbook into the bar and/or mess up the lines of her clothes by putting them in her pocket. One doesn't usually expect one's brother to pull such an asinine move.