By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
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Why did he have the keys if you were the DD?

should have taken the keys before letting your brother get drunk and have bad ideas.

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Your word choice here (giggle) reminds me of Anderson Cooper's laugh.

when you see him again ask him how that gay man he went off with is..

I thought FMLs were supposed to make you laugh. Sure I feel bad for OP, but honestly. This made me giggle.

I haven't heard someone say giggle in a long time, it made me giggle. As for OP if they were your keys why did your brother have them? Especially since he was the one drinking.

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So...a drunk outsmarted you n took your keys, eh?

Yes. I can read too, its fun isn't it?

What the fuck... Why did you let him go without you?

should have taken the keys before letting your brother get drunk and have bad ideas.

So at least if you drank, you couldn't drive. There's always a positive to a negative.

What? OP was the designated driver and did not drink.

Oh, the wonders of alcohol.

From personal experience, never volunteer to be a sibling's DD.

You were too busy oogling the bartender to notice him taking your keys and leaving weren't you? ;)

Better get drunk, than.

Than what? THAN WHAT?!

The suspense is killing me.

Than get left behind at the bar with no ride and miss your own wedding?

Why did he have the keys if you were the DD?

The world may never know...

Rumor has it OP's brother is a ninja. But we haven't seen him around the office to know for certain.

I was wondering the same thing. If op was planning on being DD in the first place the sibling should have never had the keys. You kind of deserve this op...

If OP is a woman, it's possible that she had her brother hold her keys so that she didn't have to take her pocketbook into the bar and/or mess up the lines of her clothes by putting them in her pocket. One doesn't usually expect one's brother to pull such an asinine move.