By loveinanelevator
Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML
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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  16

That's what I'm thinking, 22. In all my years, I've only twice had food poisoning at home, and it was from food contaminated before it reached my kitchen. Every other time it has been from eating out. After I got it at a reputable restaurant, I stopped going out to eat completely. Now I'm more than happy to prepare all my meals myself and know exactly what's in them and what they've been in contact with.


You are just fishing for an argument, saying 'docbastardo' sucks literally had nothing to do with this FML or previous comments on this FML. You are 39, act like it instead of the 14 year old kids on here that make stupid comments just so someone will comment back.

  DocBastard  |  38

I seldom get an actual laugh at a comment. This gave me an actual laugh, mostly because the last time Pepelepew tried to troll me, his comment got moderated. I sincerely hope the mods don't moderate this one so everyone can see what an immature idiot this guy is.

You're 39 years old, and you're making stupid comments and holding a grudge like a bratty little child. It's really quite pathetic.