FML : Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing...

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Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By freakofnature - / Saturday 31 March 2012 16:17 / United States - Valparaiso

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By DocBastard | 38

#4243867 - Sunday 1 April 2012 2:06

If you had come to see me, I'd tell you that the cause of your pain is FML commenters making stupid comments, making the same grammatical errors repeatedly, and failing to learn from mistakes.

No wait, that's where MY headaches are coming from. Nevermind.

By ilikeapplejuice | 7

#4243774 - Sunday 1 April 2012 1:47

Time for another new doctor.

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By Shadow_Blues | 10

#4243755 - Sunday 1 April 2012 1:45

What a great doctor you've got there.

Alleged_Cranium | 7

#4244352 - Sunday 1 April 2012 4:37

Quack

nslurve | 4

#4245592 - Sunday 1 April 2012 15:24

Shoulda just gave him a medical Mary Jane card. :)

Daederoth | 10

#4246374 - Sunday 1 April 2012 20:34

Yep, good thing there is more than one doctor out there. Go see a new one, otherwise YDI.

By ilikeapplejuice | 7

#4243774 - Sunday 1 April 2012 1:47

Time for another new doctor.

peachesncreem | 21

#4244326 - Sunday 1 April 2012 4:34

If he hasn't even explored all of the possibilities for the source of your pain then it's definitely time for another new doctor!

You're probably going to need blood tests and scans if you've had these pains for a while.

Good luck OP! Hope you feel better :)

MrSarcasm | 4

#4245591 - Sunday 1 April 2012 15:23

Odds are, OPs next doctor will be wearing the pelt of a wolf and make her sniff incense while he dances around his tent chanting.

By Cad6 | 24

#4243776 - Sunday 1 April 2012 1:48

That hurts.

SkittlesPhotos | 0

#4244450 - Sunday 1 April 2012 5:10

And it sucks:(

BeefyQueef | 5

#4244961 - Sunday 1 April 2012 8:29

It just plain blows.

By MikeDa1Da | 14

#4243781 - Sunday 1 April 2012 1:49

Got ganja?

By SatansBiggestFan | 4

#4243785 - Sunday 1 April 2012 1:49

you could always look into medicinal marijuana.

stevenJB | 22

#4243798 - Sunday 1 April 2012 1:51

No.....

lantern | 6

#4243991 - Sunday 1 April 2012 2:36

Yes!!

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4244133 - Sunday 1 April 2012 3:35

Hell no...

twifan1901 | 0

#4244247 - Sunday 1 April 2012 4:09

Hell yes!

loginword123 | 0

#4244307 - Sunday 1 April 2012 4:27

Perfect idea! Helped me!

Shelta957 | 13

#4244310 - Sunday 1 April 2012 4:28

OH HELL NAW

kkillaj | 5

#4244386 - Sunday 1 April 2012 4:48

It's the safest therapeutic substance on earth

t765234 | 10

#4244444 - Sunday 1 April 2012 5:08

And the potheads win the thumb war once again.
Somebody just shoot me now, please.

karkid619 | 8

#4244527 - Sunday 1 April 2012 5:36

Ha who needs medical.

xMiss_Maggot | 7

#4244619 - Sunday 1 April 2012 6:13

wow little wannabes kids are saying yes to weed

abbyabb | 4

#4244701 - Sunday 1 April 2012 6:48

This should be a choice that is in influenced

aaahhhfire21 | 0

#4245262 - Sunday 1 April 2012 10:14

Something tells me 54 has something against the peaceful potheads of the world and our lovely lil plant

alwaysrunnin | 3

#4245735 - Sunday 1 April 2012 17:15

I bet half these guys claiming their potheads haven't even touched it.

TheDrudgeChild | 4

#4245775 - Sunday 1 April 2012 17:43

If you guys were in pain as much as OP, you wouldn't be insulting a proven remedy. It's weed, big deal.

randomstudios | 0

#4246284 - Sunday 1 April 2012 20:14

Yeah! Marijuana has been shown to alleviate symptoms of pain, as well as nausea, lack of appetite, and insomnia. It wont fix the problem, but it will fix the symptoms. Also, you'll be out of food in a few days

rawr_ily96 | 24

#5534195 - Friday 14 June 2013 6:37

Insomnia??? If only I lived in Colorado. -_- Too many sleepless nights. Earliest I ever fall asleep is 5 a.m.

By wlddog | 14

#4243805 - Sunday 1 April 2012 1:52

Try ski diving. Without a parachute. For the Doctor.

ShadesOfBlue5 | 9

#4244810 - Sunday 1 April 2012 7:32

Dafuq

omgcookeys | 15

#4244900 - Sunday 1 April 2012 8:04

So OP should shove the doctor out of a plane without a parachute because the doctor couldn't help her?? That makes sense.

blondpr0fet | 5

#4245152 - Sunday 1 April 2012 9:45

Makes sense to me. Sounds like a grand idea.

l0v3p4in | 7

#4246852 - Sunday 1 April 2012 23:26

Ski diving? Hmmmm. . . . Must be a new sport. What do you do? Strap on a pair of skis while you jump out of an airplane? I can just envision it now. . . Next they will have board diving - trying to surf the air while you freefall 120 mph.