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By freakofnature - / Saturday 31 March 2012 16:17 / United States
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If you had come to see me, I'd tell you that the cause of your pain is FML commenters making stupid comments, making the same grammatical errors repeatedly, and failing to learn from mistakes. No wait, that's where MY headaches are coming from. Nevermind.

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If he hasn't even explored all of the possibilities for the source of your pain then it's definitely time for another new doctor! You're probably going to need blood tests and scans if you've had these pains for a while. Good luck OP! Hope you feel better :)

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Odds are, OPs next doctor will be wearing the pelt of a wolf and make her sniff incense while he dances around his tent chanting.

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Yeah! Marijuana has been shown to alleviate symptoms of pain, as well as nausea, lack of appetite, and insomnia. It wont fix the problem, but it will fix the symptoms. Also, you'll be out of food in a few days

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Insomnia??? If only I lived in Colorado. -_- Too many sleepless nights. Earliest I ever fall asleep is 5 a.m.

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So OP should shove the doctor out of a plane without a parachute because the doctor couldn't help her?? That makes sense.

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Ski diving? Hmmmm. . . . Must be a new sport. What do you do? Strap on a pair of skis while you jump out of an airplane? I can just envision it now. . . Next they will have board diving - trying to surf the air while you freefall 120 mph.

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My bad, I think I will go and arrest myself for that, yup, step into this police box and just, arrest myself

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12 - next time you go to any checkup at any clinic the DocBastard is gonna remove your kidney just for saying that. lol

If you had come to see me, I'd tell you that the cause of your pain is FML commenters making stupid comments, making the same grammatical errors repeatedly, and failing to learn from mistakes. No wait, that's where MY headaches are coming from. Nevermind.

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It's ironic because Doc just finished his fantastical homeopathy adventures. If you've not read it, here's a spoiler: it doesn't fucking work

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