FML : Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing...

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Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By freakofnature - / Saturday 31 March 2012 16:17 / United States - Valparaiso

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By DocBastard | 38

#4243867 - Sunday 1 April 2012 02:06

If you had come to see me, I'd tell you that the cause of your pain is FML commenters making stupid comments, making the same grammatical errors repeatedly, and failing to learn from mistakes. No wait, that's where MY headaches are coming from. Nevermind.

By ilikeapplejuice | 7

#4243774 - Sunday 1 April 2012 01:47

Time for another new doctor.

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By Shadow_Blues | 10

#4243755 - Sunday 1 April 2012 01:45

What a great doctor you've got there.

Alleged_Cranium | 7

#4244352 - Sunday 1 April 2012 04:37

Quack

nslurve | 4

#4245592 - Sunday 1 April 2012 03:24

Shoulda just gave him a medical Mary Jane card. :)

Daederoth | 10

#4246374 - Sunday 1 April 2012 08:34

Yep, good thing there is more than one doctor out there. Go see a new one, otherwise YDI.

By ilikeapplejuice | 7

#4243774 - Sunday 1 April 2012 01:47

Time for another new doctor.

peachesncreem | 21

#4244326 - Sunday 1 April 2012 04:34

If he hasn't even explored all of the possibilities for the source of your pain then it's definitely time for another new doctor! You're probably going to need blood tests and scans if you've had these pains for a while. Good luck OP! Hope you feel better :)

MrSarcasm | 4

#4245591 - Sunday 1 April 2012 03:23

Odds are, OPs next doctor will be wearing the pelt of a wolf and make her sniff incense while he dances around his tent chanting.

By Cad6 | 24

#4243776 - Sunday 1 April 2012 01:48

That hurts.

SkittlesPhotos | 0

#4244450 - Sunday 1 April 2012 05:10

And it sucks:(

BeefyQueef | 5

#4244961 - Sunday 1 April 2012 08:29

It just plain blows.

By MikeDa1Da | 14

#4243781 - Sunday 1 April 2012 01:49

Got ganja?

By SatansBiggestFan | 4

#4243785 - Sunday 1 April 2012 01:49

you could always look into medicinal marijuana.

stevenJB | 22

#4243798 - Sunday 1 April 2012 01:51

No.....

lantern | 6

#4243991 - Sunday 1 April 2012 02:36

Yes!!

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4244133 - Sunday 1 April 2012 03:35

Hell no...

twifan1901 | 0

#4244247 - Sunday 1 April 2012 04:09

Hell yes!

loginword123 | 0

#4244307 - Sunday 1 April 2012 04:27

Perfect idea! Helped me!

Shelta957 | 13

#4244310 - Sunday 1 April 2012 04:28

OH HELL NAW

kkillaj | 5

#4244386 - Sunday 1 April 2012 04:48

It's the safest therapeutic substance on earth

t765234 | 10

#4244444 - Sunday 1 April 2012 05:08

And the potheads win the thumb war once again. Somebody just shoot me now, please.

karkid619 | 8

#4244527 - Sunday 1 April 2012 05:36

Ha who needs medical.

xMiss_Maggot | 7

#4244619 - Sunday 1 April 2012 06:13

wow little wannabes kids are saying yes to weed

abbyabb | 4

#4244701 - Sunday 1 April 2012 06:48

This should be a choice that is in influenced

aaahhhfire21 | 0

#4245262 - Sunday 1 April 2012 10:14

Something tells me 54 has something against the peaceful potheads of the world and our lovely lil plant

alwaysrunnin | 3

#4245735 - Sunday 1 April 2012 05:15

I bet half these guys claiming their potheads haven't even touched it.

TheDrudgeChild | 4

#4245775 - Sunday 1 April 2012 05:43

If you guys were in pain as much as OP, you wouldn't be insulting a proven remedy. It's weed, big deal.

randomstudios | 0

#4246284 - Sunday 1 April 2012 08:14

Yeah! Marijuana has been shown to alleviate symptoms of pain, as well as nausea, lack of appetite, and insomnia. It wont fix the problem, but it will fix the symptoms. Also, you'll be out of food in a few days

rawr_ily96 | 24

#5534195 - Friday 14 June 2013 06:37

Insomnia??? If only I lived in Colorado. -_- Too many sleepless nights. Earliest I ever fall asleep is 5 a.m.

By wlddog | 14

#4243805 - Sunday 1 April 2012 01:52

Try ski diving. Without a parachute. For the Doctor.

ShadesOfBlue5 | 9

#4244810 - Sunday 1 April 2012 07:32

Dafuq

omgcookeys | 15

#4244900 - Sunday 1 April 2012 08:04

So OP should shove the doctor out of a plane without a parachute because the doctor couldn't help her?? That makes sense.

blondpr0fet | 5

#4245152 - Sunday 1 April 2012 09:45

Makes sense to me. Sounds like a grand idea.

l0v3p4in | 7

#4246852 - Sunday 1 April 2012 11:26

Ski diving? Hmmmm. . . . Must be a new sport. What do you do? Strap on a pair of skis while you jump out of an airplane? I can just envision it now. . . Next they will have board diving - trying to surf the air while you freefall 120 mph.