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By freakofnature - United States - Valparaiso
Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML
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By  DocBastard  |  38

If you had come to see me, I'd tell you that the cause of your pain is FML commenters making stupid comments, making the same grammatical errors repeatedly, and failing to learn from mistakes.

No wait, that's where MY headaches are coming from. Nevermind.

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  peachesncreem  |  21

If he hasn't even explored all of the possibilities for the source of your pain then it's definitely time for another new doctor!

You're probably going to need blood tests and scans if you've had these pains for a while.

Good luck OP! Hope you feel better :)

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  randomstudios  |  0

Yeah! Marijuana has been shown to alleviate symptoms of pain, as well as nausea, lack of appetite, and insomnia. It wont fix the problem, but it will fix the symptoms. Also, you'll be out of food in a few days

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  l0v3p4in  |  7

Ski diving? Hmmmm. . . . Must be a new sport. What do you do? Strap on a pair of skis while you jump out of an airplane? I can just envision it now. . . Next they will have board diving - trying to surf the air while you freefall 120 mph.

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By  DocBastard  |  38

If you had come to see me, I'd tell you that the cause of your pain is FML commenters making stupid comments, making the same grammatical errors repeatedly, and failing to learn from mistakes.

No wait, that's where MY headaches are coming from. Nevermind.

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