By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 607
You deserved it 2 883

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That must've been a little awkward... hope you broke up with her OP

I hope you kick that kleptomaniac to the curb.

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That must've been a little awkward... hope you broke up with her OP

...after getting your things back...

I could have sworn it said grandma.... When I saw your comment it confused me so much

#62 I did too.... that's weird...

#62 I read it as grandma also. If only, what a bad ass grandma she'd have been..

#62 Hahahaa I read it as grandma the whole time too. It didn't make sense to me until I read it again.

@62 I swear it said grandma...

Oh harsh, get out of that quick OP.

I hope you kick that kleptomaniac to the curb.

I use to be a kleptomaniac, but I took something for it.

Either she's kleptomaniac or she's using you.

I'm wondering if she actually stole the things before they started going out, if the stuff was stolen last year and OP only visited her apartment now for the first time. Normally, people visit each other's places earlier than 1 year into the relationship. In that case, she could also be a stalker.

Where did you read last year? Just curious.

#50 He said they were stolen last week....

Oh dear. Back to the primary school for me.

Time to steal it hack

It's not stealing if it's yours

I think you mean ex-girlfriend

Normally I'd tear this comment a new asshole because it's so over used. In this instance, I completely agree with it. Kick her klepto ass to the curb.

I only make it when it's actually deserved

Steal it back, you can be kleptomaniacs together :D

Obviously I missed what the above comment said

Yeahhh... I would take the laptop and run. Before you know it, you might come home from work to an empty house.

Oh wow, that sucks, sorry OP. She must not be a good girlfriend if she stole things from you. I bet it was very awkward, but I hope you got your things back, along with a new girlfriend.

I guess the honesty application isn't compatible with her OS