"HELL YEA IM HAVING FUN"

Eh, it's more like fuck HIS life. It would only be an FML from his perspective. "Today, my brother visited me in jail for the first time. The first thing he said to me was "Are you having fun?" FML

I imagine his response being "Yea, i've dropped the soap a few times!"

Arrested Development comes to mind.

HAHAHA , should have told him to make sure he never drops the soap LOL !!

NO TOUCHING!

Aww that sucks. My brother's in jail too. I've said that more than once on occasion when I can't think of anything to say. Or I'll ask him if he's entertaining himself or at least doing something to keep himself occupied. You should write him letters and what not to tell him what you're doing, even if it's really boring as hell, He'll probably enjoy it because it's something new and he'll probably enjoy hearing from you.

You should have ended It with 'getting your salad tossed' hahahahahahaha XD

That's ok, my friend is in jail, and I went to see him, and said "Are you making lots of friends?"

I'm sorry but that made me LOL irl.