By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

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Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
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And you held your breath WHY?

Make a threesome, problem solved. Or you can go out and find a gf.

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Make a threesome, problem solved. Or you can go out and find a gf.

YDI for saying shag, thank u austin powers...

Dumbass her username is Cate and also it says he is a female right there in right corner. Loser YDI.

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English people actually use thAt word.

SHE'S a girl.

She can go find a gf if she wants or a bf or anyone to have sex with or maybe she'd rather wait. Why the fuck she was holding her breath though?

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Well done, you tried (but failed) to beat us in the race of being the first to comment on all new FMLs, your life now has purpose.

8 Minutes late...

And you held your breath WHY?

That's what I was thinking! Hah

Go hold the camera, you lazy bitch, and give us the link to where you post the video! If you are going to suffer in any case, why shouldn't we get some good fapping material while you're up? You probably ought to masturbate while the new girl provides the sound effects for you. Tell your housemate how that goes for you. The girlfriend can't be at your house ALL the time. ;)

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two options. have fun solo or you bring a friend. not an fml. i call fake. audio or it didn't happen.

tell him she's too loud or how bout when he is sleeping put u'r music loud to get hi back!

whenever my band jams we throw in ear plugs..also works for sleeping during loud "events" at night..try it out

Ur friend is gooood.... ;]