Make a threesome, problem solved. Or you can go out and find a gf.

And you held your breath WHY?

Go hold the camera, you lazy bitch, and give us the link to where you post the video! If you are going to suffer in any case, why shouldn't we get some good fapping material while you're up? You probably ought to masturbate while the new girl provides the sound effects for you. Tell your housemate how that goes for you. The girlfriend can't be at your house ALL the time. ;)

two options. have fun solo or you bring a friend. not an fml. i call fake. audio or it didn't happen.

tell him she's too loud or how bout when he is sleeping put u'r music loud to get hi back!

whenever my band jams we throw in ear plugs..also works for sleeping during loud "events" at night..try it out

Ur friend is gooood.... ;]