By just outdone - 31/12/2015 04:45 - United States - Turtle Lake

Today, I've been staying with my parents while I have time off from school. They got drunk and started an entire family fight because my dad made pizza and my mom is lactose intolerant. She insists my dad did it on purpose because "he's an asshole and knows I can't eat cheese." FML
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Well, that's what drinking does to you. Do your best to settle the argument before things get too crazy, OP

Run. Run like hell. Let your parents sort it out on their own. They're grown ups now.

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Well, that's what drinking does to you. Do your best to settle the argument before things get too crazy, OP

As somebody who grew up with two drunks who did this shit all the time, don't go in and try to settle it. Chances are you'll make it worse and they won't listen to reason. Just leave and let them wear eachother out until they fall to sleep.

Maybe next time OP could join in on the fun for some family fun and bonding. Im pretty sure science says alcohol can help people bond a little bit if its in moderation.

True #29 but it doesn't sound like much moderation was happening here.

Run. Run like hell. Let your parents sort it out on their own. They're grown ups now.

Yeah... this definitly makes it so I dont ever want to drink alcohol.

Pretty ironic to be lactose intolerant and live in the cheese state.

I mean, there's still pizza. Take it up to your room and the chewing noise will drown out the yelling. Hopefully.

I'm pretty sure lactose breaks down when in pizza

That's not how it works at all.

Tip: If you aren't completely sure but itching to make a comment, just Google it real quick.

No it doesn't, but cheese has less lactose than milk does. Still enough to bother some people though

Oh man I think it's time to go back to school lol

Don't get involved in the argument, you will be forced to pick sides and that never ends well! Sorry however

Well if it's any consolation, there's always lactaid to save the day!

Hang in there OP, it's only for a short while... Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!