By Anonymous - 16/05/2018 15:00

Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML
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Dave_Davington 33
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I hope for your sake that you've got one more round in the chamber, because forcing someone to wear non-matching shoes all day is simply unforgivable.

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Glowworm56 26
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That was an absolutely beautiful description of that booger.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Boogerlicous!

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Dave_Davington 33
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I hope for your sake that you've got one more round in the chamber, because forcing someone to wear non-matching shoes all day is simply unforgivable.

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Glowworm56 26
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That was an absolutely beautiful description of that booger.

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Zekfen 17

Tell it is ok, because she has two left feet and ugly f*ing shoes.

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RichardPencil 30
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That snot good for your career.

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julfunky 29

But the RELIEF you must have felt.

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jocamo 24
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Yes the relief! Even blowing out a small blockage feels amazing, I can't imagine how that must have felt. Too bad it would have been ruined by his boss's reaction.

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Spiritbird 17
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Of all the dirty things that can happen between an employee and his lady boss..

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ThrottleJockey 34
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Nice snot rocket!

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chessu 21

Size of a grape?!

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DanielleinDC 32
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Maybe from now on you should run to the bathroom to blow your nose if you're going to unleash snot rockets like that.

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