FML : Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot...

Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 16 May 2018 15:00 /

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By Dave_Davington | 30

#7635234 - Wednesday 16 May 2018 16:24

I hope for your sake that you've got one more round in the chamber, because forcing someone to wear non-matching shoes all day is simply unforgivable.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7635237 - Wednesday 16 May 2018 16:32

That was an absolutely beautiful description of that booger.

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7635196 - Wednesday 16 May 2018 15:13

Boogerlicous!

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7635234 - Wednesday 16 May 2018 16:24

I hope for your sake that you've got one more round in the chamber, because forcing someone to wear non-matching shoes all day is simply unforgivable.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7635237 - Wednesday 16 May 2018 16:32

That was an absolutely beautiful description of that booger.

By Zekfen | 17

#7635238 - Wednesday 16 May 2018 16:44

Tell it is ok, because she has two left feet and ugly f*ing shoes.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7635241 - Wednesday 16 May 2018 17:07

That snot good for your career.

By julfunky | 25

#7635277 - Wednesday 16 May 2018 18:09

But the RELIEF you must have felt.

jocamo | 24

#7635493 - Thursday 17 May 2018 4:19

Yes the relief! Even blowing out a small blockage feels amazing, I can't imagine how that must have felt. Too bad it would have been ruined by his boss's reaction.