By Anonymous - 16/05/2018 15:00

Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML
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I hope for your sake that you've got one more round in the chamber, because forcing someone to wear non-matching shoes all day is simply unforgivable.

That was an absolutely beautiful description of that booger.

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Boogerlicous!

I hope for your sake that you've got one more round in the chamber, because forcing someone to wear non-matching shoes all day is simply unforgivable.

That was an absolutely beautiful description of that booger.

Tell it is ok, because she has two left feet and ugly f*ing shoes.

That snot good for your career.

But the RELIEF you must have felt.

Yes the relief! Even blowing out a small blockage feels amazing, I can't imagine how that must have felt. Too bad it would have been ruined by his boss's reaction.

Of all the dirty things that can happen between an employee and his lady boss..

Nice snot rocket!

chessu 21

Size of a grape?!

Maybe from now on you should run to the bathroom to blow your nose if you're going to unleash snot rockets like that.