Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML
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Dave_Davington
| 33
I hope for your sake that you've got one more round in the chamber, because forcing someone to wear non-matching shoes all day is simply unforgivable.
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Glowworm56
| 25
That was an absolutely beautiful description of that booger.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Boogerlicous!
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Dave_Davington
| 33
I hope for your sake that you've got one more round in the chamber, because forcing someone to wear non-matching shoes all day is simply unforgivable.
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Glowworm56
| 25
That was an absolutely beautiful description of that booger.
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Zekfen
| 17
Tell it is ok, because she has two left feet and ugly f*ing shoes.
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RichardPencil
| 27
That snot good for your career.
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julfunky
| 28
But the RELIEF you must have felt.
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jocamo
| 24
Yes the relief! Even blowing out a small blockage feels amazing, I can't imagine how that must have felt. Too bad it would have been ruined by his boss's reaction.
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Spiritbird
| 17
Of all the dirty things that can happen between an employee and his lady boss..
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Nice snot rocket!
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chessu
| 21
Size of a grape?!
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DanielleinDC
| 32
Maybe from now on you should run to the bathroom to blow your nose if you're going to unleash snot rockets like that.