By Poowee - 18/9/2009 04:29 - United States
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML
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By  Vaetrus  |  0

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

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  b182link  |  0

Uhm I live in Alabama and I am not a redneck. I moved here from California (Dad's job transfer) and I was steriotypical and thought there would be rednecks everywhere, but I was wrong, Alabama actually has normal people like every other state. There are nice towns and such, it's not just like everyone lives on a farm with an outhouse eating fried chicken and singing lynyrd skynyrd. Hell, I go to a nicer school than I did back in Cali, and there are sophisticated others around me. True, there are rednecks that live in some areas of Alabama, but there are just as many in Mississippi, tennessee, Florida, and georgia, etc. Don't be so quick to judge.

By  Vaetrus  |  0

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

By  snowieflake  |  0

How is this an FML? You did it to yourself... If the toilet was backed up, you could have used the plunger or asked for help. It's not like everyone doesn't go poop. Why are you so embarrassed about your poop?
Also, that's really just gross that you'd stick your hand into the toilet filled with your poop (and pee, i'm guessing) and then bury them in a litter box. Isn't human feces a bit larger (most of the time) than cat feces, so wouldn't your boyfriend's family recognize that your cat didn't produce the "logs" in the liter box?
YDI for being embarrassed about pooping

By  Subtext  |  10

They probably won't notice. If it's buried in the litter, they'll most likely just notice a big lump of sticky stuff, which could mean anything from a lot of pee to human..er...logs. I'm sure they won't check on the exact contents of the litter box.