By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
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PSQ91 6

See, your grandma liked it so everybody was like "this party's gonna be lame". Never add family members on facebook!

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YacL 15
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She might get so drunk she'll try to put her false teeth in the dog's mouth, and when it doesn't work, she'll try the cat. Be careful, OP.

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YacL 15
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She might get so drunk she'll try to put her false teeth in the dog's mouth, and when it doesn't work, she'll try the cat. Be careful, OP.

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bennetts211 2
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I sense this could be the beginning of something like, "Grannies Gone Wild!"

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Sebash_fml 0

Aww ! That's nice of her. I wish I still had my Grandmother! Be thankful.

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BShady96 0
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grammas got a facebook!

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Badtz_maru_fml 0

Uchiha. Itachi. Profiler. I do believe I'm in love.

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garrettsgirl 0

grandma knows how to party!!

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WallyTheWombat 0

I wonder if OP is gonna hook up with anyone at the party.

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22cute 17

lol you're doing it wrong! your friends clearly hav hundreds of FB friends all posting on their walls while your grandma probably has 10 or so. The chances of you buddies seeing the invite is low.

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iTerrorized 4

That's assuming OP actually HAS friends ^

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rockindyl22 0
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Hey, without teeth I'd bet she can do some great things!......

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RandomChickXD 0

hahaha 36! grandmas got a facebook and she's hittin on my friends...

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Mesocoollike 8
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"grandma's got a Facebook now she's hitting on my friends, I dont know how it started but now it's gotta end..."

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Mesocoollike 8
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"grandma's got a Facebook now she's hitting on my friends, I dont know how it started but now it's gotta end..."

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chuckychan 8
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no body gives a shit op if you want people to go to a party. call them dont rely on facebook stop complaining

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Aim4thebullseye 4
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"it helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts but I also know shes been in my best friends pants, gramma gramma, gramma gramma"

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ritbbehindu 0
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drunk put dentures in dog's and cat's mouths jutsu!

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Trololololololo_fml 7
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delete the status, act cool..

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FMMFL1992 3

Lol I never ask for likes because of the fear that no one will like it and you end up looking stupid. Shoulda asked people to inbox you because no one would know that only your grandma did.

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YayorNay 8
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Give me your facebook, I'll like it for ya! But I won't come. sowwy

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metalhead5564 0
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Itachi huh? You're awesome!

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Melissa92_fml 13
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your grandmother sounds like quite the party animal!

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F2M2L 5
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yeah dude, grandmas are some of the craziest partiers. the have the most experience you know?

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whybother8 0

grandma wants to get it in!

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ImaWiseGuy 5

I can see your extremely popular with your peers...

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a_nutritionist 10

at the risk of pointing out the obvious: if you dont post status updates often it will not show up on your friends walls unless theyve enabled it to show comments from all people- which you have to actively do. if your friends dont read their walls very often/only read for a little while and not all posts its very possible to be missed if your friends only read their "top news" it will likely not show up because it has no responses. events exist for a reason, dont be a lazy tool, if you want people to come to your party, you INVITE THEM. you dont just expect them to do all the damn work.

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daBeast155 0
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when my nana gets drunk she takes off her wig and tries to ride the dog.

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Neorecon19 18
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just remember not to give her tequila.

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PSQ91 6

See, your grandma liked it so everybody was like "this party's gonna be lame". Never add family members on facebook!

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rainbowfailure 2
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Or maybe everyone thought: "Woah, this party's going to be way to crazy for us!"

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Jbfu 0

Your grandmother probably did things in the 60s and 70s that you only dream about. Party with a g-ma? You ain't ready for that kid.

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OWNZ 0

I sure hope no one spiked the prune juice! :O

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Livinia 11
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Hey now, don't be disappointed. I hear your granny parties hard.

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antoniocalos15 0

dang girl you r one hot chick

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barlessprison 16
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You two wild party animals better be safe, ya hear?! Keep your drinks in sight, don't drive if you're drinking and remember to feed granny her 9pm medication.

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cc_the_beast 6

But don't feed granny after midnight...you know what happens then...

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anothersuicide 0
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whoa whoa whoa..don't you think 9's a little late? after all her bedtime is 7. 5's mor like it.

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OhSoBueno 0

If you give grandma her medicine after twelve age turns into a bloodthirsty gremlin. Correct?

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MollyDollLifee 1
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What a rockin' grandmother!

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Trent_21 6
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Ooo granny is a party girl!

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marinus_fml 19
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Saturday night parties are better anyway.

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antoniocalos15 0

thats funny i seen like 5 other people with that same profile pic unless u ahve 4 other twins

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marinus_fml 19
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That's funny, then 5 other people must have used my pic!

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antoniocalos15 0

okay bro good point my bad i appologize

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

You know people are gonna show up anyway, OP. Maybe some didn't see your status, or they're being funny and hoping to surprise you on Friday.

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sematariux 7

optimism fail

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Sniper3000 0
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pokemon fan I see. nice :D

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