By chrisinator - 11/10/2016 04:21 - United States - Woodside

Today, I turned on my furnace when I got home from work for the first time this season. Only problem? Cats. Our kitten Norman has never heard a furnace in his life and Noel has just forgotten what a furnace sounds like. Both cats are terrified and won't stop yelping. I just want to sleep. FML
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What a shitty situation. Erm, hold on. My deck of generic puns got shuffled. I hope you mean EX kitt—whoops, wrong deck. Meow, cat food, litter boxes. (I had to wing it.)

What a bunch of scaredy cats.

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Don't you just love cats? I can relate but don't worry they'll get used to it eventually, I hope

What a bunch of scaredy cats.

Bunch of pussies..

Sounds like a real catastrophe.

maybe there is a problem with the furnace? it could be emitting carbon monoxide or something that they smell and are afraid of? keep an eye out and maybe get it checked out?

no they will show more aggressive behaviors and getting their mom attention somehow and just not yelping

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At least they weren't in it

What a shitty situation. Erm, hold on. My deck of generic puns got shuffled. I hope you mean EX kitt—whoops, wrong deck. Meow, cat food, litter boxes. (I had to wing it.)

Catastrophe That's the generic pun you needed here. Finish it off with: That sucks. I'm so sorry.

As soon as I got to ''Only problem? Cats.'' I was expecting the worst. Give 'em a week or so to get used to it. (If possible move the cats to a quieter area)

You have cat to be kitten me!

Oh my gosh! Man, I thought you were going to say that you accidentally burned your cats alive! Well fyl but at least they are still alive.

When I first started reading, I got scared that the cats were somehow in there when you turned it on. So glad that's not what happened.