FML : Today, I turned on my ceiling fan for the first time in months. I then watched as hundreds of furry spiders were flung across the room at high speed, in...

Today, I turned on my ceiling fan for the first time in months. I then watched as hundreds of furry spiders were flung across the room at high speed, in a circular pattern. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Oops - / Monday 2 May 2016 04:21 /

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By UnicornWaffles | 23

#6594822 - Monday 2 May 2016 18:04

BURN THE PLACE and wash yourself with holy water

By sheaboy121 | 6

#6594824 - Monday 2 May 2016 18:08

I think Amazon sells flamethrowers....

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By UnicornWaffles | 23

#6594822 - Monday 2 May 2016 18:04

BURN THE PLACE and wash yourself with holy water

By sheaboy121 | 6

#6594824 - Monday 2 May 2016 18:08

I think Amazon sells flamethrowers....

youdontsay123456 | 21

#6595362 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:39

They actually do just searched it up! It comes also in a lovely pocket sized edition too!

By Darkmagic666 | 9

#6594826 - Monday 2 May 2016 18:08

The ninth circle of hell

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6594831 - Monday 2 May 2016 18:13

Just pretend you're in Charlotte's Web. Her babies were adorable!

sidpool912 | 14

#6595225 - Monday 2 May 2016 23:48

I don't think these spiders are babies

By madscientist_17 | 15

#6594857 - Monday 2 May 2016 18:30

Nope nope nope nope nope.

MasterTron | 24

#6594936 - Monday 2 May 2016 19:31

All aboard the nope train going to nopeville

MidnightRose2015 | 3

#6595383 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 3:12

So much NOPE!!!!! I'd be running screaming for my guy (who also hates spiders) to hide with me

By Chrysic | 20

#6594885 - Monday 2 May 2016 18:47

Ya know, Mars isn't too bad of a place to live

By unadultfangirl | 20

#6594898 - Monday 2 May 2016 18:58

Time to burn your house down, darling.

By igive | 28

#6594908 - Monday 2 May 2016 19:09

Like Charlotte's web! only the spiders aren't leaving anytime soon.

By ThrottleJockey | 34

#6594915 - Monday 2 May 2016 19:14

Sounds like Circ de sol hell no!

By coatl45 | 11

#6594938 - Monday 2 May 2016 19:31

Fuk it! I'm goin' to Alaska!

MasterTron | 24

#6594939 - Monday 2 May 2016 19:33

We have spiders up here too

wow2mylife | 25

#6594998 - Monday 2 May 2016 20:11

My grandma lived in Alaska like the south she said there were tons of big spiders

Guy1009 | 15

#6595023 - Monday 2 May 2016 20:30

OP, are you trying to reference Doug Dimmadome?

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