lol'd

I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.

Better than looking like a pedophile... Or wait.

^ you work in a beauty salon, and "victim" is the term you makeover artists use. Yeah that's definitely it.

What a kind way to end their lives! Comfort them than finish them!

And "cut them open" is making a comparison to what surgeons do, since both the work that you and they do is very difficult.

It could always be worse

24 - of course! He could BE a serial killer and LOOK like Ted Bundy. 10 - it's "then" ...than is only used for comparisons. Op - don't expect to get laid

for a name like 22cute, you seem pretty bitter. Thank GOD the grammer police showed up on the internet. Make sure you move along to the other 20 million people that can not type worth a crap.

*grammar

She married you, that means she likes how you look or she just likes your personality. Whatever it is she married you for a reason

37- my bad, I noticed my mistake but it was already too late so I left it there. :S hopefully it didn't spite you ;)

42- I have no idea what you think is bitter about any of those comments. On the other hand it's pretty clear what's bitter in yours. Only, not why?? Having a bad day, Honey?

Op - please trim some more or just shave. Geez

Sasquatch rules

I'd much rather be compared to sasquach than a hockey player stupid enough to shoot gatorade in the opposite direction of his mouth.

What, now??

This probably won't happen as we don't have any sasquach myths in austria...

i would take that as a compliment. I mean jefferey dahmer was pretty sexy. *seductive cat-like meow*

Yes. But not all bearded people are serial killers.

And not all killers are serial

Just like not all bearded are people... It's pretty simple actually lol

C-C-Combo Breaker?

Yeah, or atleast I do

11 - Santa Claus is proof of that... right? o.O

5, Yes. And they all wear glasses!

Yes, they are usually overweight with a big white shirt with food stains on it with big blue jeans with huge ass glasses and they are usually balding. And they also have a "creeper smile" But this describes an adverage pedo, I'm not sure about a cerial killer.

*serial sorry

No,#69, he tricks small children with promises of toys and happiness, then stuffs you into his burlap sack full of lies!You are then taken to the North Pole to be Santas sex slave. And that, my dear, is the true meaning of Christmas:)

11 just keep on thinking that.... *creepy smile*

69 - no 106 - brings a Whole new meaning to "santa's little helpers"

*thinks to myself* how do you guys know what they look like?..

Maybe she was in love with the beard.

Orrrrr.. Heres a good one.. What if she likes him for more than just appearance.. Shocking huuuhh? O_o

Oh my god your face.

He didn't shave the beard off; he just trimmed it.

OP sounds like the Dating Site Murderer meme!

Fuck that, beards are awesome!

Well, not to women, my friend. Or young kids...or babies. So I guess it's just you & your camping buddies. Lol And, of course, other rabbis

u do look like a serial killer

no..he looks cute. and you look like youre trying to flex waaay to hard in that photo

Maybe it's just me, but I think 15 løøks scared.