Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML
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redbluegreen
| 40
I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.
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EnterSandman_fml
| 20
At least you aren't being compared to Sasquatch.
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Skittlepickle
| 13
Well she looks like a pancake killer:
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sirhobothesecond
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lol'd
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SadIife
| 6
Appearances don't matter. It's the inside that counts!
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redbluegreen
| 40
I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.
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chemchic
| 7
Better than looking like a pedophile... Or wait.
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Danny0522
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^ you work in a beauty salon, and "victim" is the term you makeover artists use. Yeah that's definitely it.
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SadIife
| 6
What a kind way to end their lives! Comfort them than finish them!
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Danny0522
| 8
And "cut them open" is making a comparison to what surgeons do, since both the work that you and they do is very difficult.
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SouthernPride95
| 19
It could always be worse
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22cute
| 17
24 - of course! He could BE a serial killer and LOOK like Ted Bundy.
10 - it's "then" ...than is only used for comparisons.
Op - don't expect to get laid
10 - it's "then" ...than is only used for comparisons.
Op - don't expect to get laid
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sBqOuMaBd
| 9
for a name like 22cute, you seem pretty bitter. Thank GOD the grammer police showed up on the internet. Make sure you move along to the other 20 million people that can not type worth a crap.
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Shrike
| 22
*grammar
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LolFMLnot
| 10
She married you, that means she likes how you look or she just likes your personality. Whatever it is she married you for a reason
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SadIife
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37- my bad, I noticed my mistake but it was already too late so I left it there. :S hopefully it didn't spite you ;)
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22cute
| 17
42- I have no idea what you think is bitter about any of those comments.
On the other hand it's pretty clear what's bitter in yours. Only, not why??
Having a bad day, Honey?
On the other hand it's pretty clear what's bitter in yours. Only, not why??
Having a bad day, Honey?
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EnterSandman_fml
| 20
At least you aren't being compared to Sasquatch.
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22cute
| 17
Op - please trim some more or just shave. Geez
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zuzupetalsYO
| 11
Sasquatch rules
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pandabear55
| 0
I'd much rather be compared to sasquach than a hockey player stupid enough to shoot gatorade in the opposite direction of his mouth.
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22cute
| 17
What, now??
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ToxicTyrael
| 26
This probably won't happen as we don't have any sasquach myths in austria...
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Well, at least you're not compared to Bigfoot!
Damn, #3 beat me to it :P
Damn, #3 beat me to it :P
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Dr0reos
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i would take that as a compliment. I mean jefferey dahmer was pretty sexy. *seductive cat-like meow*
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morgann_believee
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..do all serial killers have beards?
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Feared
| 9
Yes. But not all bearded people are serial killers.
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blcksocks
| 19
And not all killers are serial
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blcksocks
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Just like not all bearded are people... It's pretty simple actually lol
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myth454
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C-C-Combo Breaker?
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Kir0v
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Yeah, or atleast I do
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BunchieRules
| 31
11 - Santa Claus is proof of that... right? o.O
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AKGirlinSD
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5, Yes. And they all wear glasses!
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ihaveFMLfeverr
| 5
Yes, they are usually overweight with a big white shirt with food stains on it with big blue jeans with huge ass glasses and they are usually balding. And they also have a "creeper smile" But this describes an adverage pedo, I'm not sure about a cerial killer.
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ihaveFMLfeverr
| 5
*serial sorry
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EnzaiFreak
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No,#69, he tricks small children with promises of toys and happiness, then stuffs you into his burlap sack full of lies!You are then taken to the North Pole to be Santas sex slave.
And that, my dear, is the true meaning of Christmas:)
And that, my dear, is the true meaning of Christmas:)
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
11 just keep on thinking that.... *creepy smile*
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bizarre_ftw
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69 - no
106 - brings a Whole new meaning to "santa's little helpers"
106 - brings a Whole new meaning to "santa's little helpers"
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mannykatany
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*thinks to myself* how do you guys know what they look like?..
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Ajwc101
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At least your wife can see your handsome face she fell in love with!
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keccakec
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Maybe she was in love with the beard.
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harrystylesfan69
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Orrrrr.. Heres a good one.. What if she likes him for more than just appearance.. Shocking huuuhh? O_o
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sonicgreg
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Oh my god your face.
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22cute
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He didn't shave the beard off; he just trimmed it.
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ManInTheMachine
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Does that mean she's into necrophilia? Cause if she thought that and still married you then....
But of course, she's just yanking your chain OP! Dont sweat it! But if she uses taxadermy and foreplay in the same sentence...run.
But of course, she's just yanking your chain OP! Dont sweat it! But if she uses taxadermy and foreplay in the same sentence...run.
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ghostlilac
| 25
OP sounds like the Dating Site Murderer meme!
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OneLoveOneLove
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Haha listen to her!
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
Fuck that, beards are awesome!
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22cute
| 17
Well, not to women, my friend.
Or young kids...or babies.
So I guess it's just you & your camping buddies. Lol
And, of course, other rabbis
Or young kids...or babies.
So I guess it's just you & your camping buddies. Lol
And, of course, other rabbis
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Drizzelhell
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Harsh humor my fiance says that all the time. And i simply say well it gives guys lookin at sumthing to fear. Lol
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jasonfawcett
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u do look like a serial killer
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TarieBoo
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no..he looks cute. and you look like youre trying to flex waaay to hard in that photo
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ImTheAlpha
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Maybe it's just me, but I think 15 løøks scared.
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SqueakyChipmunk
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"Well, if I look the part, I may as well..."
*distant screams*
*distant screams*