By keeperstride - United States
Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML
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  nikki1001  |  0

#6: Honey, it's you're not your, and it's not anything close to molesting the cat.

I'm a girl, but I bathe my cats in the shower while naked as well. That way you don't get your clothes wet, and you can stand in there with them so they don't try to run out and make a huge mess. Nothing wrong with it, it actually is more convenient. Although, now I just do it in the sink. Smaller space, much easier :)


please explain to me how you thought this was a good idea OP. Seriously cats get an angry adrenaline rush when you force them to do something and going in naked with an animal that has hella sharp claws and bite to it is just putting your weiner and nuts on the line.

  Aeval_Fae  |  0

LOL #74 is win. That made me laugh pretty hard lol

Honestly though, i know people who bathe with their cats. Typically, theyve bathed them since they were kittens and know them well. Maybe he does that often and the cat freaked the hell out this time for no apparent reason. Not his fault... completely. I mean... you WERE naked with an angry cat and a target dangling from your body like a teaser toy. Ssssssorta asked for it. Thanks though, now i cant look at my cat without laughing and being grateful that I'm neither a man nor an idiot.

  waadasla  |  0

bow chika bow aaaarerrrrrrrrrrwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh son of ah ***** *** 8**88^^&*&(^^()(*&&&(( f*****g cat tore ooo open my ahhhhh sheeeeeiiiiiiiiit