FML : Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror...

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Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Not-so-sexy / Friday 4 December 2009 12:48 / United States

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By DynamicDave | 11

#704673 - Friday 4 December 2009 20:40

I want to see the pic before I say FYL or YDI

By ScaryyMary | 14

#704904 - Friday 4 December 2009 23:01

That's when you call him up, fake fear, and say "I think there's someone in the house with me..."

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By bubblybrooke | 12

#704625 - Friday 4 December 2009 20:09

ew...

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alexthecutie | 0

#985343 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 0:27

ydi for being a whore

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Bag3l | 0

#1034375 - Friday 18 June 2010 2:05

it's probs her shadow fatass

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kendybendy | 6

#3228846 - Saturday 3 September 2011 18:15

Maybe it was just a poster of some guy on her wall

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ManlyDunsparce | 3

#3936115 - Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:25

I say, how crude of a body she must have.
Poor guy. Oh. And poor OP. FYL

By Agent_P | 0

#704630 - Friday 4 December 2009 20:12

you has one hairy ass

By Mx_Rider | 6

#704656 - Friday 4 December 2009 20:29

ydi for having a hairy ass and back

By DynamicDave | 11

#704673 - Friday 4 December 2009 20:40

I want to see the pic before I say FYL or YDI

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harryman04 | 0

#826699 - Friday 5 February 2010 6:51

lol same

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nickob96 | 25

#6095958 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:23

Agreed...not because she's naked..to make sure boyfriend isn't a noon and can't recognize his gf naked body...which one do you believe lol...

By powersmoke | 0

#704718 - Friday 4 December 2009 21:05

We're gonna need to see the pic to determine if there is actually a guy.

By perdix | 29

#704774 - Friday 4 December 2009 21:39

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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iplaylax | 0

#1026646 - Friday 11 June 2010 0:45

sorry but youre coming off as a bit of a dick

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Creamysweeps | 5

#2664112 - Sunday 12 June 2011 3:38

agreed :/

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RubieTuesdayT | 0

#2839211 - Thursday 7 July 2011 17:18

u just tried way to hard to be funny

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KatieAvery | 0

#3151108 - Sunday 21 August 2011 7:36

yeah that was just really mean

By elgordito_fml | 0

#704781 - Friday 4 December 2009 21:44

haha,lol YDI for being hairy, but i would still f*** U!

By African_diva | 0

#704795 - Friday 4 December 2009 21:51

awwws sorry

By FMLjudge007 | 0

#704836 - Friday 4 December 2009 22:17

so who was he?

By chrisinator13 | 5

#704871 - Friday 4 December 2009 22:46

yeah who was the guy?

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