FML : Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dumbbb / Tuesday 27 December 2011 08:30 / United States

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By sugarandspice33 | 0

#3794640 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 05:59

Is OP going to the dentist... at 2:30(tooth hurty)? Ahaahah-nah that was lame here comes the thumb downs :(

By benderbot19 | 0

#3794294 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 03:50

Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.

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By xShannonxSammyx | 7

#3794284 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 03:48

...and you thought that would end well?

MikeDa1Da | 14

#3794527 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 05:05

No, OP is obviously depressed and chipped their tooth on purpose. *sarcasm*

RabenSchwartz | 3

#3820739 - Monday 2 January 2012 05:15

why didn't op try with his foot instead? that's what I do when I'm carrying too much shit... and I don't end up with chipped teeth.

By lovelydarlings | 6

#3794292 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 03:50

I like how your username is "dumb" because I'm glad you acknowledge that! :)

By benderbot19 | 0

#3794294 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 03:50

Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.

By cookie_3008 | 4

#3794301 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 03:52

Put something down and then open?? Just saying. Sorry about the tooth, though.

cmyk | 19

#3798305 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:22

Or even albow, knee, feet.. Head? No? Op, you're an idiot.. -.- suck you chipped your tooth tho.. But did you really think it was going to end well?

By DocBastard | 38

#3794311 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 03:54

Just tell him Prince Albert chipped it and hope he doesn't have access to Urban Dictionary.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#3797352 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 07:50

Lmfao! Rude, Doc! :)

By dtbomb | 3

#3794317 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 03:55

So you slobed on a knob?

By MikeDa1Da | 14

#3794330 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 03:59

Be toothful when you tell the dentist what happened.

By ImmenseCabbage | 0

#3794335 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 04:02

Yeah, I'd I were you, there would be no way that I would tell the dentist how that actually happened :P I mean, you could just as easily have bitten on something hard or something...

By perdix | 29

#3794340 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 04:03

He's going to be so turned on that you can fit your mouth over a big knob, that he'll fix your chip for free to make it safe for you to show him your talent.