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By pipefitter28 - / Thursday 27 December 2012 06:46 / Canada
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Now hold on a minute, you can't necessarily "never" go to this gym. Perhaps just go when the girl or her boyfriend isn't there? You could always tell management of some sort - if a guy is going to call you a dead man for accidentally farting, something isn't right in his head.

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Dude, seriously, you really think he's gonna kill you. It's not like you knew she had a boyfriend and was trying to steal her away. You were doing what occurs naturally for every man on this planet. Farting though, didn't do you any favours.

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Well, 108, how is he supposed to impress a girl? With his mind? You're probably one of those sadists who wants the OP to be single his entire life :P

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If he should be afraid, why would you tell him to go when the other guy isn't there? He should man tf up and just turn up. Whatever will happen will happen. No point pussying out.

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#18 i agree he really should man up but he should start by working out when the other guy isn't there then, when his confidence is up, he should have a talk with that guy.

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Talking, in fact, does not require working out at a gym, because talking requires different muscles and also, preferably, should incorporate the proper use of his brain.

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yeah, make use of that membership, pump that iron until he becomes scared of you then take his girl >:) dont kidnap her though, that is not the taking I mean

Now hold on a minute, you can't necessarily "never" go to this gym. Perhaps just go when the girl or her boyfriend isn't there? You could always tell management of some sort - if a guy is going to call you a dead man for accidentally farting, something isn't right in his head.

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Although I agree, I believe the reason he was called a dead man is because OP tried to impress gym guy's girl friend..

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He only tired to impress, sounds like the boyfriend is extremely protective. OP don't worry, go to the gym and work out. By the way do not try to impress a girl at the gym. Majority of women who go to gyms are more focused in their work out. Not in focused on men at that point of the day.

Stop being such a child. Do you think that he would ravage you because you farted in front of his girlfriend? Silly

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I thought not farting in public meant that men were more likely to want to ravage you all night long. I've been doing it wrong all these years.

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