Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML
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Welshite
| 39
You're stupid enough to try and blackmail your boss for more money? You definitely deserve it.
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notesz
| 21
Read the word "blackmail", instant YDI.
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Welshite
| 39
You're stupid enough to try and blackmail your boss for more money? You definitely deserve it.
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cheeeksss
| 29
I can forgive stupidity. But the fact that you would use this method for a raise rather than working hard and earning it makes you a bad person, OP. I'm glad karma bit you in the ass.
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tygerarmy
| 35
Your boss may be a douchebag, but if you're willing to blackmail some.. Pot meet Kettle.
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ChristianH39
| 30
If the boss is in an open relationship there's not even reason to assume he's a douchebag, this is all on OP.
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teentee401
| 36
He might be calling him a douchebag for other reasons
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Stephencharis
| 12
OP clearly needs Jesus...
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littlekellilee
| 45
Sometimes it's best to just stay quiet.
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BlondePsycho
| 43
Like my lawyer always says, "Shut up and dont say a fucking thing till i get there."
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JayVicious
| 20
your lawyer tell you that alot?
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fortune789
| 17
This is one of the truest cases of "OP is a fag" I have ever seen.
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Cortezthe1st
| 23
I don't like it when people use sexuality as an insult.
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sonshadsil94
| 15
Saul is the best isn't he?
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badgercheese94
| 16
Actually, this FML made me think of Ted Beneke lol
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symfora
| 17
Yeah, that was pretty dumb.
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notesz
| 21
Read the word "blackmail", instant YDI.
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lovelyvampire
| 16
who's the douche bag now OP?
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Grey_Tempest
| 16
So this is what it's like to be here early... Anyways you deserve it for blackmailing someone. For a raise? Seriously? And no matter how much of a d-bag your boss may be, doing something wrong is not the answer.
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Retaheki
| 27
I feel the d-bag part was to make it seem like the boss was at fault, not OP.
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martin8337
| 35
Sometimes blackmailing someone can bite you in the ass.
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davisjenny81
| 30
More like always. OP has succeeded in becoming an ass
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ihartmytdi
| 23
Time to meet the wife! ;D
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R2Y2
| 22
That wouldn't make the situation worse at all. /sarcasm
Even if OP quit and had nothing to lose, I doubt he'd have a chance with wifey, considering the whole blackmail thing. OPs boss probably told her, lol.
Even if OP quit and had nothing to lose, I doubt he'd have a chance with wifey, considering the whole blackmail thing. OPs boss probably told her, lol.
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swanheart
| 35
From reading the fml it is clear that the wife wouldn't be bothered about her husbands affair so going to see her would be pointless
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Stephencharis
| 12
you want to meet the wife??....I'd prefer to think the Family is messed up...
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crazytwinsmom
| 25
@101, they meant to have an affair since it's an open relationship.
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dope_mcfly
| 24
@119 why assume the family is messed up? I love my wife and she knows my girlfriend. I know her girlfriend, too. Open relationships are fun for all involved.
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ParisSosa
| 11
Should have just kept that to yourself.
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ItsDutch
| 16
Should've just minded your own business instead of trying to blackmail your boss... You totally deserved it.
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Cortezthe1st
| 23
Maybe you should mind your own business.
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Sophie_K
| 8
Exactly
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Wakachulak
| 22
Well, his raise is his business.
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TallMist
| 31
But their boss's relationships is NOT.