FML : Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an...

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Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 February 2015 18:06 / United Kingdom - Norwich

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By Welshite | 39

#6206217 - Thursday 19 February 2015 0:39

You're stupid enough to try and blackmail your boss for more money? You definitely deserve it.

By notesz | 21

#6206223 - Thursday 19 February 2015 0:40

Read the word "blackmail", instant YDI.

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By Welshite | 39

#6206217 - Thursday 19 February 2015 0:39

You're stupid enough to try and blackmail your boss for more money? You definitely deserve it.

cheeeksss | 29

#6206258 - Thursday 19 February 2015 0:48

I can forgive stupidity. But the fact that you would use this method for a raise rather than working hard and earning it makes you a bad person, OP. I'm glad karma bit you in the ass.

tygerarmy | 35

#6206302 - Thursday 19 February 2015 1:16

Your boss may be a douchebag, but if you're willing to blackmail some.. Pot meet Kettle.

ChristianH39 | 30

#6206452 - Thursday 19 February 2015 4:45

If the boss is in an open relationship there's not even reason to assume he's a douchebag, this is all on OP.

teentee401 | 36

#6206499 - Thursday 19 February 2015 5:38

He might be calling him a douchebag for other reasons

Stephencharis | 12

#6206720 - Thursday 19 February 2015 14:10

OP clearly needs Jesus...

By littlekellilee | 44

#6206221 - Thursday 19 February 2015 0:39

Sometimes it's best to just stay quiet.

BlondePsycho | 43

#6206350 - Thursday 19 February 2015 2:14

Like my lawyer always says, "Shut up and dont say a fucking thing till i get there."

JayVicious | 20

#6206363 - Thursday 19 February 2015 2:38

your lawyer tell you that alot?

fortune789 | 17

#6206366 - Thursday 19 February 2015 2:42

This is one of the truest cases of "OP is a fag" I have ever seen.

Cortezthe1st | 23

#6206371 - Thursday 19 February 2015 2:46

I don't like it when people use sexuality as an insult.

sonshadsil94 | 15

#6207041 - Thursday 19 February 2015 20:07

Saul is the best isn't he?

badgercheese94 | 13

#6207281 - Friday 20 February 2015 1:05

Actually, this FML made me think of Ted Beneke lol

By symfora | 17

#6206222 - Thursday 19 February 2015 0:40

Yeah, that was pretty dumb.

By notesz | 21

#6206223 - Thursday 19 February 2015 0:40

Read the word "blackmail", instant YDI.

lovelyvampire | 16

#6207414 - Friday 20 February 2015 4:33

who's the douche bag now OP?

By Grey_Tempest | 16

#6206225 - Thursday 19 February 2015 0:40

So this is what it's like to be here early... Anyways you deserve it for blackmailing someone. For a raise? Seriously? And no matter how much of a d-bag your boss may be, doing something wrong is not the answer.

Retaheki | 27

#6206333 - Thursday 19 February 2015 1:52

I feel the d-bag part was to make it seem like the boss was at fault, not OP.

By martin8337 | 35

#6206227 - Thursday 19 February 2015 0:41

Sometimes blackmailing someone can bite you in the ass.

davisjenny81 | 30

#6206715 - Thursday 19 February 2015 13:46

More like always. OP has succeeded in becoming an ass

By ihartmytdi | 23

#6206228 - Thursday 19 February 2015 0:41

Time to meet the wife! ;D

R2Y2 | 22

#6206539 - Thursday 19 February 2015 6:27

That wouldn't make the situation worse at all. /sarcasm
Even if OP quit and had nothing to lose, I doubt he'd have a chance with wifey, considering the whole blackmail thing. OPs boss probably told her, lol.

swanheart | 35

#6206622 - Thursday 19 February 2015 9:04

From reading the fml it is clear that the wife wouldn't be bothered about her husbands affair so going to see her would be pointless

Stephencharis | 12

#6206721 - Thursday 19 February 2015 14:14

you want to meet the wife??....I'd prefer to think the Family is messed up...

crazytwinsmom | 25

#6206860 - Thursday 19 February 2015 17:43

@101, they meant to have an affair since it's an open relationship.

dope_mcfly | 24

#6206891 - Thursday 19 February 2015 18:08

@119 why assume the family is messed up? I love my wife and she knows my girlfriend. I know her girlfriend, too. Open relationships are fun for all involved.