Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML
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thepokeduck
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Nodnod. Definitely try talking to him again.
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Eir_fml
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I'd say if it was me, it would have been worth it. But then, it wasn't long before I wasn't the "lonely" kid anyway, for that reason. Not that I was exceptionally popular, because I disliked those who would refer to themselves as such.
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necomni
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I'm a twat.
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lolfood
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You're number 15 o.o
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Sipos
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That's a lovely thing to do but...
Poor guy. I bet he's really embarrassed. I don't think it's anything personal, having a good looking girl rub your crotch makes most guys hard. You should definitely talk to him again and apologize.
Poor guy. I bet he's really embarrassed. I don't think it's anything personal, having a good looking girl rub your crotch makes most guys hard. You should definitely talk to him again and apologize.
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suckmybrain
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Aww, this is so sweet! :))) Try talking to him again!
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LinkToEverything
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Does he know that you know?
Cause' thatd make things weird
and making friends in general is good
Cause' thatd make things weird
and making friends in general is good
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emmy_483
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Well... you were touching him. Teenage guys have issues with self-control even if they really aren't thinking about that.
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holagurrl
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#4 and #22 - Not all quiet/lonely kids are total weirdos. Sometimes the most outgoing guys can be creepers and stalkers.
I feel sorry for the guy. Bet the same thing would happen to most guys if a girl was rubbing his pants, not matter how asexual the intentions were (like harmless drying). Not every guy can control his biological reactions, or so I heard. You should try talking to him like nothing happened.
I feel sorry for the guy. Bet the same thing would happen to most guys if a girl was rubbing his pants, not matter how asexual the intentions were (like harmless drying). Not every guy can control his biological reactions, or so I heard. You should try talking to him like nothing happened.
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pewp
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Were you rubbing the napkins on his crotch? If so, you are the only one to blame.
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Sgt_Schadenfreud
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Ask him out?
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ddlovatolover
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Plot twist: OP is a guy.
Poor guy. I bet he's really embarrassed. I don't think it's anything personal, having a good looking girl rub your crotch makes most guys hard. You should definitely talk to him again and apologize.