Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML
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awesome8021
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So who won?
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Ravena1213
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I imagined this in cartoon form
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iPeterPan
| 8
It would have made it better if you got electrocuted omg
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FMLshark
| 12
Please do elaborate on how that would've been, in ANY way, "better".
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GDIalex
| 11
#5 - The story would be more entertaining, duh! :D
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wallandpiece
| 16
I think being electrocuted would have just added insult to injury. Unless the reason is "I'm a serial killer and I enjoy cutting girls up", please explain how being electrocuted could possibly make anything better.
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ucoolgirl31
| 20
Well wasn't that convenient??
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Purplefluff
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Yes that sounds hilarious *sarcasm*
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B3Y0ND
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19, your picture fit really nicely with that serial killer comment. Them eyes, man, them eyes.
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awesome8021
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So who won?
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SkoomaKi
| 27
I'd say the car.
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ICastillo
| 24
I'd say the metal pipe won.
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nado13579
| 12
I'd say the pavement.
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taco_bender
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I'd say the people that have that on video.
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hecallsmedarlin
| 7
I'd say the doctor who sent out the bill....
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zachherbert
| 10
I'd say us fellow FML'ers who read this.
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Ravena1213
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I imagined this in cartoon form
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Nevereverland
| 8
Yeah im on acid as well.
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LaughinStock
| 16
Yeah totally 3 and at the end of Op's injuries that Wah Wah Wah Wahhhhh theme song plays.
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ninjawatcher
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This sounds like something that would only happen in a bad comedy movie. Also, sorry about your mom OP. It's never easy having a family member in the hospital.
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NiiTeH
| 7
Along with himself.
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22cute
| 17
I'm sure your Mum is proud now.
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FMLshark
| 12
The moment I read "jumped over the steel cables...", I knew some kind of horror was bound to happen.
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carcar54
| 1
And the fact that the app is called FML
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cliffibom
| 15
I had the same feeling after the "Today," part
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Keattles
| 14
What trolls haha
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soccerguy2
| 11
I knew when I read "I tried to beat my dad to the car."
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Keattles
| 14
Being at the hospital already is a positive way to look at it, but FYL for having to go back in :(
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music_woman1
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Way to worry your sick mother.. Well, at least you were at the hospital! I hope you weren't hurt too badly
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AudioBoss
| 12
No, wasn't that bad. I got a swollen ankle, scratched arm, black eye, sore back/pelvis, and head trauma(Should NOT have gone to sleep last night, whoops). I laughed my ass off on the way home, and so did my dad. The steel cables bent like a foot and a half or so I'm told, I passed out, so all I remember is the sound of my head hitting the pipe and waking up on the floor.
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GDIalex
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Поспешишь - людей насмешишь!
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Правда, но это была гонка.
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Hey I had to take the trek to make it. Google translate screws translations if there are too many words, so I kept it short and sweet ^.^
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videokid2000
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What did that even say???
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SkoomaKi
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#30 - Haste makes waste.
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luvscomplic8ed
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I'm being the lazy one here and NOT going to google translate like the rest of ya haha
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I_Punch_Babies
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hardcore parkour claims yet another victim...
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hallkchallkc
| 4
Darwinism.