By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
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fishyfingaz 0

He's a defensive childish dick. Im sure you can do better.

your bf is an idiot. your boobs are perfect.

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ooooh burn... ditch him

natedog193 0

i agree... break up with tht son of a bitch

Burn indeed.... but don't ditch him. He sounds awesome

She should ditch him for reciprocating an insult? If he has a low sex drive, it's not like it's because he wants to have a low sex drive. Saying she wished her boyfriend had a bigger sex drive is no less insulting than him saying he wished she had bigger boobs. Maybe if she'd used a bit more tact, he wouldn't have lashed out in response.

perfect comeback: I wish your dick was bigger! ^.^

But if u said I wish you had a bigger sex drive he might have taken it the wrong way, and thought you ment a bigger dick... honestly, if you hadn't put what you were thinking in your post, I would have thought u were talking about his dick

j0k32r0x 0

PWND!!!!!

responses 0

maybe he thought his sex drive was his penis and you wish it was bigger. thus he responded accordingly.

kitfoxmedia 0

hahaha you can always upgrade! Then dump him!

LOL I LIKE HOW YOU PUT UPGRADE FIRST THATLL SHOWEM

biancster 0

haha

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so dump her. haha.

do I hear Breast Implants? :O

ha my girls are just perfect

playa? or do you have boobs :o

There are multiple meanings to your comment.

he meant girl's

Caayouteepie 0

I'm guessing he meant his girlfriend's boobs hahah.

see look in the end it was your fault

Cartain 0

Seems fair.

this might be a tad obvious but if you did have bigger boobs his sex drive would probably be bigger.

This is not how a sex drive works. Nice try though...

Jrook 0

your guy is a witty one lol. I say it's a fair argument ;p

Soybean254 0

to make it unfair she should of said "maybe I'd get bigger ones if you had a bigger dick" haha

ihavenoname123 0

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loveehateesuuiic_fml 0

 your a douche

no your clearly the dushe with those retarded nijas how old r u 4

Says the person who can't use proper grammar...

How does not using proper grammar make him a douche?