FML : Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone my dog ate it. Then...

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Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone my dog ate it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML

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By twinkie2 - / Friday 21 January 2011 08:35 / United States

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By FatalxDesire599 | 0

#1992311 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:04

Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!

By Clashzorz2 | 0

#1992333 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:11

The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?

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By FatalxDesire599 | 0

#1992311 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:04

Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!

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alshclown | 0

#2789839 - Thursday 30 June 2011 07:49

holy Crap her name is twinkie... she should probably not be too mad at the dog... its not like he ate the twinkie..

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Crazyjoe33 | 6

#3402766 - Saturday 8 October 2011 01:24

Especially with a dog in the house...

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NeatNit | 32

#5766614 - Sunday 24 November 2013 04:26

I have a cat, and even though she doesn't usually eat what we don't specifically give her, I still never leave food out that I don't want her to eat. It's just common sense! YDI, OP.

By amberkun | 4

#1992312 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:04

At least he didn't puke on the coffee table.

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Wheredidgrungego | 12

#1992357 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:17

That's what you think! Btw awesome hair :D

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goldhighways | 0

#1994449 - Saturday 22 January 2011 06:48

it would probably be easier to clean up though on a table instead of the carpet.

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hahaLexinater | 0

#1994682 - Saturday 22 January 2011 08:39

parapapapa I'm barfing it :D

By CreateZ | 0

#1992320 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:07

Who treats themselves to a cheeseburger? Treating yourself would be more along the lines of a desert.

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Zebidee | 8

#1992519 - Friday 21 January 2011 05:00

Is that where you make yourself a sand-wich?

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SmallTownCutie | 0

#1992533 - Friday 21 January 2011 05:04

If she's on a diet right now, a cheeseburger would be a treat.

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DocBastard | 38

#1992664 - Friday 21 January 2011 06:06

Zeb, I can't decide if that was subtly clever or cleverly subtle.

By Cyberphobia | 0

#1992321 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:07

YDI for eating a cheeseburger and owning a dog.

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justnbieber | 0

#1992556 - Friday 21 January 2011 05:11

hahah

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macskapingvin | 0

#1992607 - Friday 21 January 2011 05:34

But she expressly stated she did NOT eat a cheeseburger!

By Clashzorz2 | 0

#1992333 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:11

The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?

By krushr | 3

#1992335 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:12

So he pureed it for you? Now you don't have to chew! What's the problem?

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CreateZ | 0

#1992348 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:15

My gag reflex kicked in a little on that.

By xcl0wdx | 0

#1992337 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:13

PETA

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WPQ14 | 15

#1993040 - Friday 21 January 2011 08:38

I agree, a PITA bread sandwich would have been much healthier.

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ThisRandomChild | 0

#2636226 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 09:24

Exactly, PETA = people eating tasty animals. She should have eaten the dog in pure rage

By Doortje | 26

#1992342 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:14

Yeah well, you can't expect the dog to clean it.

By alexFYL | 11

#1992344 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:14

Dog owner fail on all parts.

By mintcar | 9

#1992351 - Friday 21 January 2011 04:16

Eh, y'know you can buy another one for only a dollar. They really aren't that expensive.

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