Today, I treated myself to a cheeseburger. I left it on my coffee table while I grabbed a napkin from the kitchen. While I was gone my dog ate it. Then puked it up all over my carpet. Which I then had to clean up. FML
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FatalxDesire599
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Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!
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Clashzorz2
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The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?
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FatalxDesire599
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Never leave a cheeseburger unguarded-_-!
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alshclown
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holy Crap her name is twinkie... she should probably not be too mad at the dog... its not like he ate the twinkie..
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Crazyjoe33
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Especially with a dog in the house...
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NeatNit
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I have a cat, and even though she doesn't usually eat what we don't specifically give her, I still never leave food out that I don't want her to eat. It's just common sense! YDI, OP.
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amberkun
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At least he didn't puke on the coffee table.
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Wheredidgrungego
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That's what you think! Btw awesome hair :D
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goldhighways
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it would probably be easier to clean up though on a table instead of the carpet.
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hahaLexinater
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parapapapa I'm barfing it :D
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CreateZ
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Who treats themselves to a cheeseburger? Treating yourself would be more along the lines of a desert.
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Zebidee
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Is that where you make yourself a sand-wich?
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SmallTownCutie
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If she's on a diet right now, a cheeseburger would be a treat.
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DocBastard
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Zeb, I can't decide if that was subtly clever or cleverly subtle.
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Cyberphobia
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YDI for eating a cheeseburger and owning a dog.
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justnbieber
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hahah
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macskapingvin
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But she expressly stated she did NOT eat a cheeseburger!
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Clashzorz2
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The dog was obviously saving you from a stomach virus. Why do you think he puked after?
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krushr
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So he pureed it for you? Now you don't have to chew! What's the problem?
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CreateZ
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My gag reflex kicked in a little on that.
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xcl0wdx
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PETA
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WPQ14
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I agree, a PITA bread sandwich would have been much healthier.
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ThisRandomChild
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Exactly, PETA = people eating tasty animals. She should have eaten the dog in pure rage
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Doortje
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Yeah well, you can't expect the dog to clean it.
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alexFYL
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Dog owner fail on all parts.
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mintcar
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Eh, y'know you can buy another one for only a dollar. They really aren't that expensive.