By taman - 12/09/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML
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And this is why little kids should not be allowed in public

Oh no, you did something completely natural, fuck your life indeed.

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machete_fml 0

whatta I hope she didn't run away

machete_fml 0

shit! i was FIRST and didnt say it I'm the man!

aero_fml 0

Except you just did. And did so by commenting on your own comment. Thumbs down!

dyliumo 0

MM MM GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Ox_Baker 0

Let's also vote thumbs down on his original comment.

YDI for pooping

EAT DA POO POO! from an afrikan pastor in a funny clip

moonlight_daze 8

YDI for being a yuppie at a fancy restaurant. And YDI for not shitting before your date.

Really. Why would anybody save it up for DURING the date? Does that cap off the perfect evening for some people?

i'd go before i went. i hate using toilets in public for the sole reason that other people can hear me. i can hold onto shits.

There are some things you do before you go out. Especially on a date. You gotta relieve yourself beforehand man. Take care of yo biz-ness.

Eating food and calling people Poopoo Man, apparently.

Because, aback, that way they have ammo for a blumpkin, Cleveland steamer, Boston pancake, Alabam hot pocket, etc.

Emberlin 0

#50 is the funniest person on this site; I love you!

moonlight_daze 8

I agree with #57.

Yeah I don't like crapping in public either. Anyway, you people are all dumb. Maybe OP didn't have to go before his date. Fucktards

666HailSatan666 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And this is why little kids should not be allowed in public

Agreed. I hate those little fuckers.

Mystery01234 4

Fuck you guys for disliking little children.

NotASquirrel 19

There are also the terrible parents who let the children do whatever they want.

what she say? lol

Oh no, you did something completely natural, fuck your life indeed.

While going to the bathroom is natural, relieving oneself in an (apparently) obnoxiously loud manner while on a date is not socially normal. What it is, is hilarious. Good FML.

HerpaderpMeg 12

getting called out on it is better xD

Trollkiller 0

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hahhah wtf , what a dumb little kid. He totally burned u outttt

friscobuff 0

YDI FOR EATING TOO MUCH! FAT ASS!

Wow, you're a tool. LOL

friscobuff 0

YDI FOR EATING TOO MUCH! AND FOR DATING A SLUT IN A FANCY RESTAURANT!