By taman - United States
Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML
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  Vaetrus  |  0

There are some things you do before you go out. Especially on a date. You gotta relieve yourself beforehand man. Take care of yo biz-ness.

  will90  |  5

While going to the bathroom is natural, relieving oneself in an (apparently) obnoxiously loud manner while on a date is not socially normal. What it is, is hilarious. Good FML.

By  Trollkiller  |  0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway