By DaddysGirl - 16/10/2011 10:36 - Canada

Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
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Pretty sure any adult male standing alone outside in the dark waiting for his child would look creepy...

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Well... Does he?

you should've given him a creepy stare

This could totally be posted from his perspective too. "Today, I saw this cute girl on the train. I spent forever trying to think of something to say to her, but realized she had to get off so I made a quick remark about the creepy guy waiting outside. Turns out he was her dad. FML"

Dillion, if your going to snipe #1 every time, try to make it a good/funny/semi-entertaining comment. Btw, nice hair. ;)

Hahaha I was hoping somebody beat me to it like usual, I feel bad when my number one comment sucks, cus I feel the same when others do it :( but in my defense, in the past I have done well. And thank you ;)

I think you have inhaled too many hair spray fumes. Lay off and go natural for a while.

Actually, i have been natural for a while. When my hair gets a little longer I'll get back into spray. Maybe mousse, idk ;)

Just shave your head. Problem solved.

Yeah, let's pretend that's gonna happen.

Pretty sure any adult male standing alone outside in the dark waiting for his child would look creepy...

Thats such a random question to ask a stranger XD. Its like walking up to domeone and asking " do you like carrots"?

How the HELL IS IT ANYTHING LIKE THAT?!? WHY NO CAKE?

Today, I found out that my dad looks creepy by himself in the middle of the night waiting for me. FML

Today, I asked a cute girl who was riding the train with me, if she thought a particular man I noticed looked creepy. It turned out to be her father. FML

Oh so were doing our own posts in this thread Today I noticed 57 has tits FML

Hey, 45, do you like carrots?

this is pretty much my life story.

94 do u like hooters

#45. Yes, carrots are my favorite vegetable. #106. Yes, hooters are my favorite . . . things of all-time. Of all-time!

By the sounds of it, OP, he was just trying to start a conversation.

106, if you meant to reference me, then yes I love hooters. How could you have possibly been so smart as to guess that?

That's what I ment

I'm pretty sure you spelled your username wrong too.

I did on perpose

Your use of satire is outstanding! Oh, wait...

Bumboclaat, cyan spell JAMAICA! JA-Fakin spelled it wrong in his profile too!

You spelled Sketchy, ment, jamaican, and purpose all wrong. Just shut up now.

He's obviously not English, or American. You all shouldn't harp on him for not being a master our language, and pointing out every one of his mistakes. It makes you look like a huge ass.

I spelled my name wrong in purpose white trash and do call me a Fagot you gringo

Thanks 127. Some one understands

Say "We can creep him out in response to him being a creep by having sex.... Cause he's my dad."

Yeah, um... I think that'd have a slightly different response...

Not everything makes for a porno, shut up.

Put this in your speakers; you a certified creeper!

I was six years old when I started creeping My parents took it to their room and I started peeping Can you imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed :D

When the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body do the creep! Aaaahhhh!

They knew I was a creep since the day I was born, came poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn, the doctor caught my head and he started freakin', cause I came out clean, and I came out creepin'!

pull your waistband up like your expecting a flood, and slick your hair back like in was covered in mud:)

FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR. HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF THE JESTER OF TORTUGA BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?

now get your knees flexin and your arms T-Rexing!!

don't sleep, come on get your creep on wit me!

I imagined First of the Year when I read this.

I started singing don't stop believing when I saw the Fml.

Damn good song! :D

So did I! That video is literally what went through my mind!!

Maybe hes trying to find a way to start a conversasion with you??? Or your dad is just plain creepy?

So I'm guessing your dad looks like a pervert...

Does OP's dad have a pedo stache?

Not all creepy people are perverts...

No, some creepy people are serial killers.

Did your dad heard him?

Nah, he just sitted outside waiting for her.

Did your dad hear him?*

10- did you seen what you wrote before you hit send?

She lives in Singapore give her break

She lives in Singapore give her break

However you, dear, live in Canada. So does that mean you have no excuse for missing the 'a' in your sentence? ;)

128- you, my dear, are an idiot. :)