FML : Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

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Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By zinka / Saturday 25 July 2009 22:17 / United States

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By nmirles | 0

#430013 - Sunday 26 July 2009 11:58

Guess you're going to have to cut the lock. Easy fix.

By DiTHL | 0

#430006 - Sunday 26 July 2009 11:56

hahah you fucked up.

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By DiTHL | 0

#430006 - Sunday 26 July 2009 11:56

hahah you fucked up.

By pingpongdj | 0

#430009 - Sunday 26 July 2009 11:57

LOL failed.

By nmirles | 0

#430013 - Sunday 26 July 2009 11:58

Guess you're going to have to cut the lock. Easy fix.

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ihatewankers | 0

#430024 - Sunday 26 July 2009 12:02

Right? Not a FML.

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Anarchy_fml | 0

#430535 - Sunday 26 July 2009 16:49

How did this even pass? Rent a car or if your bike was in Boston in the first place, you must know people there, ask for some shears or something and cut the lock. Hire a locksmith or just fucking walk?

Anyhow, how the hell did you end up in New Jersey? I think having a locked bike IN BOSTON is the smaller of your problems.

By f0rg3t_m3_n0t | 0

#430038 - Sunday 26 July 2009 12:08

Now THAT is what I call mad skill.

By katiefershady | 0

#430045 - Sunday 26 July 2009 12:09

ya.. cutting a lock takes like 2 seconds. not a fml

By haishawna | 0

#430054 - Sunday 26 July 2009 12:13

and this is an fml because..?
i mean just cut the lock off

By UhSureWhyNot | 0

#430055 - Sunday 26 July 2009 12:13

Lame FML.

By katied4224 | 0

#430113 - Sunday 26 July 2009 12:45

If you cant handle cutting the lock yourself...Call a Locksmith!

By _Noon_ | 0

#430168 - Sunday 26 July 2009 13:12

Can someone wake me up please? I think I just fell asleep while reading this über-boring FML.

By IrishHero12 | 0

#430257 - Sunday 26 July 2009 14:35

Wow you fail badly

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