Work: Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 04:11 - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 640

You deserved it 6 567

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Dinonick 15

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Monday 20 October 2014 0:51

If you don't care about losing your job, I'd report him for theft

GetIt23 8

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Monday 20 October 2014 0:53

You should've at least told him you were bringing you own printer in.

Dinonick 15

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Monday 20 October 2014 0:51

If you don't care about losing your job, I'd report him for theft

Cryptical 13

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Monday 20 October 2014 4:00

Sue him, take his job, buy his house and car, bang his wife and let him rot in misery. :)

mindjob 14

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Monday 20 October 2014 5:29

Calm down satan

CrAzYELF4 26

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Monday 20 October 2014 19:04

That escalated quickly...

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 20 October 2014 20:21

Time to go all Office Space on that old printer...

GetIt23 8

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Monday 20 October 2014 0:53

You should've at least told him you were bringing you own printer in.

sayyestothedress 24

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Monday 20 October 2014 1:14

Lesson learned

mif_fml 27

Monday 20 October 2014 4:23

So you and your work have the exact same looking printer? And on another note, couldn't you have just shown that the broken "work" printer is still there?

DolphinGirl369 11

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Monday 20 October 2014 0:53

Do you have a receipt to prove it's yours? Show it to your boss, and if he still tries to keep it, go above his head and/or report him for theft.

Uglyfeet 23

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Monday 20 October 2014 2:04

Dude, you live in the USA.... show the receipt of your printer purchase and then sue your boss!!!

Mauskau 35

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Monday 20 October 2014 2:08

Who keeps the receipt for everything?

tj4234 35

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Monday 20 October 2014 3:12

#20 People who are careful with their finances and want to keep track of their money, and people who are careful with the product's guarantee...

Liyuesigs 8

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Monday 20 October 2014 3:24

Receipt does not mean THAT printer is yours. You could have one at home, and still claim another one. Just saying.

blubblubbnb 6

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Monday 20 October 2014 4:05

@32 sometimes receipts have serial numbers

Vegetarian27 24

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Monday 20 October 2014 12:33

#20 My mother. She has every receipt for appliances, furniture etc dating back 30 years. Nobody ever manages to screw her over.

sirpantselot 22

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Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:30

Businesses do. The company should have receipts for all business expenses. If the boss wants to claim the company bought it, he should be able to produce a receipt.

99treee 7

Monday 20 October 2014 0:55

Kill him

ComoEsJuan 24

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Monday 20 October 2014 1:01

I like where your mind is at.

mikepzz 27

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Monday 20 October 2014 1:07

Murder over a printer.. Seems logical

DomiLove 26

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Monday 20 October 2014 2:02

People have murdered for a lot less, 11.

cjmedic 12

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Monday 20 October 2014 3:16

I kill you for Klondike bar.

mikepzz 27

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Monday 20 October 2014 4:20

I think a Klondike bar is much more reasonable.. I mean who doesn't like Klondike bars..

jmdnba097 12

Monday 20 October 2014 5:10

With your two best friends and help from Motherfucker Jones, you boss seems like a horrible boss

TacoTrop 10

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Monday 20 October 2014 5:27

Killing seems reasonable.

akorpija 12

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Monday 20 October 2014 6:38

I can't stop laughing at this comment!

smackaroonial 20

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Monday 20 October 2014 0:57

When you have printed all the documents, then you have my permission to leave.

Witchylady 17

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Monday 20 October 2014 0:58

YDI. You should have just told the boss and let him but a new one.

relaxedninja 18

Monday 20 October 2014 5:42

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Ltsdragons 19

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Tuesday 21 October 2014 6:36

I'm not exactly sure how OP deserves it, but I don't entirely understand your comment either. I would say though, whereas OP should've told his/her boss, I would imagine the boss could see an obvious difference between printers. Plus I'd imagine the boss saw OP bring in the printer

pwnman 33

Monday 20 October 2014 0:59

There was a small mistake upon your side. Informing your boss about the issue of the printer and bringing the printer is your MAIN priority. However, FYL for losing that printer.