Today, I took my niece to the zoo. She was crying so I pointed out the chimpanzee to distract her. At the same time, he sat down and began to jack off. My niece won't stop making the same motion. FML
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vriskahs8
| 12
Monkey see, monkey do.
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michaelaranda
| 28
Have fun explaining that to her parents op.
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AndyPurdy
| 31
Well Shit
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michaelaranda
| 28
Have fun explaining that to her parents op.
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UserError94
| 18
Damnnnn.....monkeys are hella smart
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PurpleMyth
| 28
It's an ape
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riffehunter
| 16
26 are we talking about the chimp or the niece?
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_Zobo_
| 3
On the bright side, she did seem to be quite distracted.
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orsombre_fml
| 11
And on the brighter side, she learnt something useful. :-)
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vriskahs8
| 12
Monkey see, monkey do.
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SailingIsLife
| 10
aaargh, you beat me to it :p
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I_Like_Dogs
| 28
So did the chimpanzee.
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lauren383
| 12
What are you a pirate?
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yenze
| 18
Had to reread that i thought it said at the same time op sat down and started to jack off
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SquirrelNutty
| 5
how old is your niece?
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TheGolfGTI
| 24
It may seem hard now, but don't beat yourself up about it. She'll stop eventually. I hope things come out all right for you.
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gracehi
| 31
You missed the perfect opportunity to use a "cum" pun.
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Chunky__Monkey23
| 4
And also "don't beat yourself off- I mean up- about it" đ
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gracehi
| 31
At least she's not crying anymore.
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Emint
| 16
At least it was your niece and not your nephew.
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UserError94
| 18
Because jerking off is bad but getting a hand job is good..? Do you know this from first HAND experience?
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aimbug
| 42
I'm more curious about what her parents said!