FML : Today, I took my niece to the zoo. She was crying so I pointed out the chimpanzee to distract her. At the same time, he sat down and began to jack off....

Today, I took my niece to the zoo. She was crying so I pointed out the chimpanzee to distract her. At the same time, he sat down and began to jack off. My niece won't stop making the same motion. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By elcee1987 / Tuesday 6 October 2015 20:42 / United States - San Francisco

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By vriskahs8 | 12

#6428821 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 9:56

Monkey see, monkey do.

By michaelaranda | 28

#6428816 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 9:46

Have fun explaining that to her parents op.

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By AndyPurdy | 30

#6428811 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 9:40

Well Shit

By michaelaranda | 28

#6428816 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 9:46

Have fun explaining that to her parents op.

UserError94 | 18

#6428842 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 10:43

Damnnnn.....monkeys are hella smart

PurpleMyth | 28

#6428992 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 16:35

It's an ape

riffehunter | 16

#6429266 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 23:04

26 are we talking about the chimp or the niece?

By _Zobo_ | 3

#6428819 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 9:51

On the bright side, she did seem to be quite distracted.

orsombre_fml | 11

#6432526 - Sunday 11 October 2015 16:16

And on the brighter side, she learnt something useful. :-)

By vriskahs8 | 12

#6428821 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 9:56

Monkey see, monkey do.

SailingIsLife | 10

#6428852 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 11:13

aaargh, you beat me to it :p

I_Like_Dogs | 28

#6428884 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 12:14

So did the chimpanzee.

lauren383 | 12

#6429498 - Thursday 8 October 2015 4:57

What are you a pirate?

By yenze | 18

#6428822 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 9:56

Had to reread that i thought it said at the same time op sat down and started to jack off

By SquirrelNutty | 5

#6428824 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 9:59

how old is your niece?

By TheGolfGTI | 24

#6428825 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 9:59

It may seem hard now, but don't beat yourself up about it. She'll stop eventually. I hope things come out all right for you.

gracehi | 31

#6428830 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 10:03

You missed the perfect opportunity to use a "cum" pun.

Chunky__Monkey23 | 4

#7624627 - Thursday 19 April 2018 0:59

And also "don't beat yourself off- I mean up- about it" 😂

By gracehi | 31

#6428826 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 10:02

At least she's not crying anymore.

By Emint | 16

#6428832 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 10:05

At least it was your niece and not your nephew.

UserError94 | 18

#6428845 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 10:51

Because jerking off is bad but getting a hand job is good..? Do you know this from first HAND experience?

By aimbug | 42

#6428838 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 10:16

I'm more curious about what her parents said!

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