By Dick the Greater - 25/10/2013 22:08
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Good things come in tiny packages, she doesn't know what she's missing.
It doesn't matter how big the banana is, it's how well you sit on it. Your girlfriend could take Katy Perry's advice?
Wow. Your mom sounds like a very patient/understanding woman, just listening to all that.
Either get a new girlfriend or talk to your doctor. Maybe both.
looks like u gotta step ur game up . sorry your mom had to be the first to know tho .. awkwardddd
Well... If you suck at oral, you could always practice more, I can't really give advice for you being small... But... On the bright side the sky looks pretty in the morning sometimes, you could look at it and smile.