By Dick the Greater
  Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML
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By  MasqueradePrince  |  25

Well... If you suck at oral, you could always practice more, I can't really give advice for you being small... But... On the bright side the sky looks pretty in the morning sometimes, you could look at it and smile.

  Gingerette  |  8

This is good advice. Everyone would be at least a little happier if they got up early and took a gander at the great blue yonder. It makes your problems look smaller.